Christie Hefner’s Not Going Down with the Ship
December 8th, 2008 by Evil Beet
After 20 years as the CEO of Playboy Enterprises, Christie Hefner is stepping down at the end of January. The company has been flailing in recent years, as porn is totally available for free all over now, and the current state of the economy can’t be helping much.
Her replacement has not yet been named, but I know I speak for all of us when I say: Kendra Wilkinson, please.
P.S. Anyone else think it’s weird that she actually kinda looks a little like Hef?
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well, he is her father, right?
Of course she looks like Hef, that’s her dad. C’mon Evil Beet, you’d think you’d know that after scrutinizing the Jamie Lynn-liposuction rumor.
I should be more clear. Of course I know she’s Hef’s daughter. I just think it’s crazy how much she looks like him, especially in old age.
She does look a lot like him, especially her eyes. Maybe she’s part of the reason the ship is sinking?
she is totally a smoker.
Koo-Garrrr.
I’d still totally send her a sext message: http://tinyurl.com/68cumw
I guess Holly and Kendra Jumped out early enough.
Hmmmmn, i wonder about Bridget ??
Chick is old and desperate enough to stay on the titanic
Its time anyway [for Playboy]
I guess the magazine would die the same time Hef does, shit!
Lucky old bugger, he’s too old to fully appreciate the fall of his porn empire
Well shit. Maybe the boys will take the reins back in a few years and turn it all around? No? Well hell…
I find it more weird that she looks like she could be his sister instead of being his daughter.
Yeah, just like Hef: teeth that look like peanuts.
Maybe she’ll have some time now to take care of those yellow teeth!