Comments on: I’m Smiling But I Secretly Hope You Fail

By: Monica

Monica — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 02:47:56 +0000

Oh, simon..please…fuck me.. gently!

By: Tracy

Tracy — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:44:42 +0000

I agree with him. Most people do NOT want others to succeed ahead of them. It makes people feel like failures when others do better than them.

By: ThatLisa

ThatLisa — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:28:45 +0000

I’m pretty sure he is talking about the new judge

By: Brynja

Brynja — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 10:36:52 +0000

Yup, I got know idea who he’s talking about in the last part either. Anybody who can enlighten me?

I hope it’s not Beyonce.. She is fug as hell and defo not looking better these days with her robot fetiche. Must. know. who. it. is.

By: Lulu

Lulu — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 10:34:03 +0000

His honesty is so refreshing!
Thank you Simon for being like that especiall in that land of fakeness

Now i wish others would follow suit:
For instance if Beyonce came out and said, she’s not really friends with Kelly and Michelle,couldn’t care less whether they make it in their solo careers or not, infact would like it better if they didn’t.

If Jennifer Aniston would admite she is still very much in love with Brad Pitt and would take him back in an instant given a chance.

So many many examples i could think of
but it would be so cool if celebrities were honest about hating other celebs and wishing their movies will flop for instance

By: Hallie

Hallie — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 08:21:04 +0000

From the few times I’ve watched American Idol, my favorite part was always the simmering sexual tension between him and Ryan Seacrest.

And I was totally confused on who he was talking about in the last part. Post needs editing, Wendie.

By: jennatar

jennatar — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 04:23:16 +0000

There was this incredible Blind Item in some column, completely obviously about Simon Cowell, insinuating that the heaps of bling and ‘parting gifts’ he bestowed upon his ex-girlfriend were to keep her from blabbing to gossip press about his ladies’ lingerie fetish. As in, he wears lingerie.

It is probably not true, but I like to think it is true.

This makes me love him even more.

By: Bruce

Bruce — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 00:24:55 +0000

Simon needs to look in the fucking mirror before he comments on others bodies and with all that money he has he needs to buy a fucking clue, buy a fucking wife,get a fucking life and stop acting like he’s fucking 16.

By: Dani

Dani — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 23:32:39 +0000

I had a hard time reading this post because all I could think is WTF is wrong with Paula`s boobs in that pic….

By: ThatLisa

ThatLisa — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 22:37:03 +0000

who is he talking about in the last piece? the new AI judge?

he seems ridiculous and everything, but I can’t help but like him for it. I like when people are brutally honest. I think he is more realistic than most nice celebrities. I don’t know; he just cracks me up some time. SOOO narcissistic but he doesn’t care.

By: beefy

beefy — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 22:24:24 +0000

I think he’s gay. His chicks are beards. He’s grooming his next beard. His beard is there to slowly replace the ditzzy parakeet. I mean four judges plus Simon’s man boobs? Not enough of room at the judges table for all those opinion makers.

By: mambaX

mambaX — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 22:17:47 +0000

maybe he’s just saying what many others think
but it’s odd when one reads it