We’re Not Going Anywhere, Bitches
December 5th, 2008 by Evil BeetGossip blogs are folding like crazy right now, with the latest deaths at MollyGood and Stereohyped, both Jossip properties.
It sucks BIG TIME and it’s a bummer to watch so many incredibly talented young writers get their walking papers. Hopefully this’ll just give them time to write their great American novel.
But here’s what I know, kids: We’re not going anywhere here at Evil Beet. This shit is gonna be around for-fucking-ever, even if I have to do porn in my spare time to pay the hosting bills. I have yet to think of any job that I would ever prefer to getting paid to write about my one true passion in this life — celebrities! — so this site’ll be here well into 2009. ENJOY!
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Good. My life just wouldn’t be same without you Beet.
if it ever comes to it, beet, i’ll do porn to support your hosting fees too.
I would have to find a new addiction and this isn’t too physically or mentally damaging so I appreciate that you will stick around.
BEET DO NOT LEAVE! I’m crazy about you dear. I truly need you…..signed with my deepest love. your lesbian girlfriend in Arkansas. XOXOXO
Beet you’re my number one. The pron sounds interesting too, hehe
my darling,precious beet, right now i just want to play you both versions (leann rimes/tricia yearwood) of” how do i live without you”. or whitney’s “i’ll always love you”. and i don’t even care about the drama factor…I need you,and your correct punctuation, grammar and spelling. plse don’t ever leave us.
p.s. @ anonymous, i love you too. just a little bit.
There was an ad in the paper yesterday, they fly you out to LA for 7 days all expenses paid and you’re paid $150 a day whether or not you “act” every day.
good!
THIS WEBSITE IS LIKE, my life.
yes. it is.
Yay!! <3
gtrgrl21
we all love her.
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haha gtrgrl21 you make me laugh.
yeah beet, never leaves!