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Robert Pattinson’s Facebook Convos Indicate He May Be Boning Kristen Stewart .. and Lots of Other People

December 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Today Defamer has some screencaps of what someone claims are Robert Pattinson’s private Facebook convos — one with Giulietta Spirlea, his on-and-off girlfriend, and some buddy of his. His Facebook is under the name Randle Patrick McMurphy (Cuckoo’s Nest, anyone?).

In the conversation with Giulietta, she talks about Camilla Belle being a bitch, and Robert says “camilla? there’s nothing on with camilla, she and i are mates. i don’t like her in that way” and then promises he’ll be back in LA soon to “take care of your needs,” hee hee!

And in the conversation with his buddy, Ben Coles, he’s asked about his relationship with Kristen Stewart. “get Kristen yet?” his friend asks. Robert responds: “you know I did. You’re the one person I’ve told this to but, she wants me more than that twat of a bf that stalks her every move around me.” He also calls everyone in LA “tossers” and mentions that “the bottle does me just fine.” Then he talks about hiring people to beat up Kristen Stewart’s boyfriend.

CLASSY STUFF right here, kids.

Call me crazy, but I think these are real screencaps from his real account.

The question is, who leaked them?


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118 Responses to “Robert Pattinson’s Facebook Convos Indicate He May Be Boning Kristen Stewart .. and Lots of Other People”

  1. meliss_880 says:

    there`s a thread discussing this topic on this forum as well:

    http://robertpattinson.org/forum/viewthread.php?tid=2759&page=1

    the forum starts talking about his ‘potential girlfriend’ but then we start talking about *his supposed account

    • Ms L says:

      U r da sex :D

    • bri says:

      wow i just now read this…….i can’t believe me or anyone else would give two shits about him…….we all had him pegged as this ‘great guy’ but he’s really just an arse like every other bloke about town…….he said it himself “don’t like me….i’m a dick.” all i can say is WOW. he has the world fooled.

  2. Molly says:

    SO FAKE!!!

    I facebook-searched Randle Patrick McMurphy and nothing came up!

  3. Anonymous says:

    Well… this is like a good and a bad thing… Bad thing is he sounds like a bit of a dick

    Good thing is that according to this, he and Kristen are… getting along very well :)

  4. Anonymous says:

    i think its just someone framing him. see on one of the screenshots are “edit my profile” so whoever sent it probably made it up to start some gossip or something. i mean they took a screenshot of “edit my profile” people! doesnt that sound a bit suspicious to you? if it really was robert pattinson than why would he send it to a site for everyone to see? wouldnt he want to keep his reputation clean, and not come on as a dick?

    • Anonymous says:

      SO TRUE!!
      this person is right!!

      • annonymous wndrr8 says:

        uhmm as it says hes named as randle patrick so he taught, maybe “people doesnt know its me, so who cares?” and it didnt say any stewart in it so maybe he taught people would just assume that it was any other kristen…

        and he says he can do what ev he wants cause its his life if he can smoke in public and dont care bout his reputation what would a message in a name of somebody do?? and only few people knows bout Randle patrick mcmurphy….

  5. Anonymous says:

    i think its real!

  6. Anonymous says:

    I dun care if its real or not its awesome if he fucks kristen

  7. Anonymous says:

    fake, TOTES. that “spirlea” chick is fake. she is impersonating another girl. she even stole her youtube vid and reworked it to pass it as their fake persona. see here:

    fake: http://giuliettasart.blogspot.com/

    real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAJokRUZnpc&feature=related

    note the add dates, etc.. who does that?????

  8. i THINK its horrible that Rob is “getting along” with Kristen..
    What if they dont “get along” they would have a HARD time working with eachother HENSE.. Movie FAIL!!!!

  9. Rayna/AngryTWILIGHTER says:

    That is not him he is not a pig like that and who would even say that and who would let this out to the media like this it painfully obvious that someone else is doing this just to get some attention and its not funny its gross and outrageous!

  10. BG says:

    Well… it could be real. Who knows? He’s only a human lol. Tbf, so what if he did say all that? He’s a… 22 year old male lol. I’m sure he has um… needs ;) Haha. Although, I’m sure most teenage girls will be happier that, if true, he’s more… open? in the bedroom deprtment ;) Not me though, i;m all for Team Jasper ;) Oh yess haha. Lol, why are human beings so INTRIGUED in celebrity business? Well, I guess the only way to see if this is real or not is to see how in the spotlight he is over the next few months :) Coolcool. It would lower my opninion of him…. but as I said, he’s only human :) him and kristen make a lovely couple anyway lol. Although “he” seems jealous of her boyfriend ;)

  11. frshy_10 says:

    ok..I just searched that profile on facebook and there is no such thing…plus if he was fucking kristen or the other chick who cares…thats his buisness i mean you can’t think “omg…he’s not as perfect as edward” I hate to break it to you but he’s not edward and kristens not bella they have lives and they’re not perfect.

  12. Anonymous says:

    I find it kind of gross what he’s doing (if it’s true). He’s 22 and she’s 18! I find that a little young to be fooling around with a 22 year old.

  13. love edward says:

    ummmm i went t facebook there is people named randle (rob)
    there is only two people and they all only have 1 or two friends. that means the account is fake

  14. luisacart says:

    wow. he sounds like a total dick. and everyone was complaining about copon? hahahaha!!

  15. Blondy86 says:

    and another thing everybody seems to have forgotten or just hasn`t noticed : why on earth would Rob discuss his personal life on such a site?!! don`t u people see?? it doesn`t make any sense!!! why wouldn`t he talk on the god damn phone with his friends… with camilla or that giulietta girl ? ok, not on the phone, but how about MSN or messenger ??

    if he chats with these guys on a site for hoocking up like facebook , it means that no one has the other`s email adrees or phone number.

    so this is just a sick joke!
    my advice: GROW UP DUDES
    u re disgusting ! let the poor man live !! u re stalking him , you freakin` obsessed little m-fckrz !!! get a life

  16. Anonymous says:

    LOL wow this is the funniest thing I have ever seen, not the part about rob, because that is so obiously faked, i mean look at his profile picture. LOL he has a tatoo on his chest.rob does not have any tatoos. If u don’t belive me then look at EW’s cover,no tatoo.but back to my point, the funniest thing is that some of you actually belive this gossip crap that was posted by a 13 year old.LOL some people…

  17. hotness says:

    its randle p mcmurphy that is why it wont come up when u put patrick in so it isnt deactivated ok

    • christinatraaan says:

      so i searched it on facebook . and theres one wherhes wearing a white long sleeve shirt, thats the real one ? do you have him on friends ?

  18. Dominique says:

    Boy pull up ur pants

  19. joanna says:

    he is so gorgeous…i love him!!!!!!!i like so much the “twilight”,because
    he so sexy!

    • robertpattinsonlover12 says:

      I agree with you joanna robert pattinson is so sexy cause every morin when i wake up i look at my ceiling and their he is just sitin their i talk to him every morin and he talks back>>>>>>

  20. Anonymous says:

    How about you attempt to ask him yourselves?
    This surely isn’t Robert himself and if it is, that’s pretty appalling and peoples views will change on him very quickly.

  21. lorena says:

    ….so what if he’s boning someone????????? It’s hes life…..leave him alone…..It’s not your business who he is with!!!!!!!

  22. rosa says:

    you are so dirty yeah this is the one off of myspace oh yeah the 18 year old one i thought you were nice and sweet but your just a hore and you even cheated on kristen

  23. ANON says:

    Flaming idiots! Do you believe everything because it’s on a computer screen?

    Listen the the voices of reason on here: IT’S FAKE.

  24. Ryan says:

    FFS,
    What the hell is this drama about!?
    Twilight & The Other Books Rocks…
    But This IS Real Life, And Not On A Page, Or A Movie Screen.
    Rob’s Personal Life… is HIS Personal Life…
    So what if he IS boning Kristen.. Yet again – HIS Life.
    Ur So Sad !
    And Seriously, this Is Fake….. :/
    So Get Over Urselves.

  25. Anonymous says:

    Seriously if this was true, wich i don\t think, why would rob say that they would be filming the next twilight movie in portland againg, they\re filming it in Vancouver, and I’m sure he would know that, so I don\t think this is true. Must be someone whose trying to make him look bad, really, really immature and pretty evil !

  26. I believe Robert is an utter gentleman and I do not believe he would lower himself to that level. He is alone most of the time because he does not have any friends and I also do not believe it because he would not want to tarnish his name and reputation. Michael Angarano is a dish and I can see why Kristen would not want to forsake her love and her long term relationship with Michael for Rob. I am very much a
    Twilighter and I do believe in everyone being happy in Twilight(the movie) and in real life, such as Michael and Kristen are. I admire Robert as an actor and muscian, I think he is briliant in both fields and very talented. Its best not to listen to gossip and believe everything on the news, websites, magazines it can be very exagerrated. Kathleen

  27. Anonymous says:

    lol what is his realy nickname

  28. lin says:

    That isn’t Robert. It was noted by another person that the man in the pic had a tattoo on his chest. As far as i know he (Robert) hasn’t been inked yet. Also in the convo with his friend about Kristen he said that he’d be to filming “twilight” in I think he said portland in March. But that’s not right he’s in Canada filming…I am quite sure that it’s a hoax.

  29. MeMyself&I says:

    What a bunch of plonkers

  30. No Words says:

    wow if all of you believe this then idk wat 2 say… this is just some b.s………. And for those who did this… ALL of you people really need 2 get a life…

  31. im lost crap says:

    i think u people need to chill it’s his life he can do what ever the hell he want.

  32. Kevn says:

    Leave Robert Pattinson alone!

  33. zhara says:

    Hii all…
    Just read all your comments re rob’s FB…

    Honestly, I really don’t think the account is exist…
    And I also agree with some of the comments above, that they are human and they have personal lives…

    Could anyone think, that maybe all of this became out of hand??
    Seriously…why on earth we all have to care about his personal lives?!
    As long he’s making a good role in a movie and stay good looking like he is right now, all matters can just dissapear into thin air!!!

    Just example johnny depp, he’s still going strong…right?!
    Get what I mean guys?!?
    That’s just my opinion though…
    Kiss kiss

  34. Edward lover says:

    omg he is sooooo hot

  35. billysue says:

    youre all so silly to belive people, come on. i dont even know why im writing this but you should all know that your ridiculous for believing it, i dont even know how this got up on my page but its not him. atall. ive never seen a more informative email in my life that answered every question that just happen to be on every fans mind, giving them the answers which in the end they ultimatley all want to hear, whilst showing him to have the “im a dude ill fuck anyone” mantra. giving the fans something to grasp on to. come on now ladies, being just a tinse too predictable maybe

  36. hobie says:

    Legit or not, I’m impressed the nickname for this facebook account comes from a Ken Kesey novel. If it is Rob, I’m impressed that he’s read (or at least seen) One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. I mean, his life is pretty nutty right now. If it isn’t him, then the person who created seems educated enough.

    Who cares if he and Kristen are together? He’s 23, it’s his life. I just hope he um sows his wild oats some more.

    • mells says:

      everything i was thinking. especially the book part – that allusion impressed me in spite of myself. if he’s read it, it’s much more than i would have given him credit for.

  37. i love edwardcullen says:

    he’s so awesome !!!!

  38. Lindsaaay says:

    I just searched it and i found him, its spelled a different way than usaul thats why you cant get it.
    contact me at xwee_lindsay@hotmail.com

  39. ali says:

    it not his real acount. his real one is bobby pattinson,

  40. namneet says:

    u rock robert.u didnt add me as your friend on myspace though

  41. annonymous wndrr8 says:

    uhmm he has facebook named as randle patrick actually but he keep shanging the name and uhmm im not sure if its the reall him or something or maybe someone prettending to be him but it used to have some pics that is and can not found on internet so idkand also the acount was canceled as soon as the leak messages came out.. And lol the “the twat of a bf” good one!!!

  42. Findus says:

    Ohh.. I think it’s funny.
    I think the reason why we are interested in the celebs lifes is because we love gossip, but its more fun when we can put a face on the person we’re gossiping about. I just feel bad for the celebs like Robert Pattinson.
    I must admit I hope it’s real.
    It’s easier to deal with when the celebs are idiots, if they’re nice you just wish you knew them.

  43. sophia says:

    THAT’S A BIGG FATT LOAD OF BU#L SH*! BECAUSE I TYPED IN FACEBOOK ROBERT PATTINSON ON GOOGLE AND IT CAME UP WITH RANDLE MCWATEVER HIS DUMB NAME WAS AND THAT HE “ALEDGEDLY” HACKED R-PATZ’S FACEBOOK AND I KNOW THAT SOME1 IS PROBS JST JEALOSE OF HIM OR PATHETICALLY WANT’S ATTENTION OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!! D#CK HE@D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. hotmama says:

    I DONT CARE ABOUT THIS! ALL OF YOU ARE SHIT. KISS MY ASS. MOTHTR FUCKERS. YEAH THATS RIGHT. ANYWAY WHY WOULD KRISTEN WHAT TO SUCK HIS DICK FOR. HIS NIMPLES ARE JACKED UP. HE IS AN UGLY TEEEEEEERRRRRD. AND TAYLOR LAUTNER IS MOTHER FUCKEN BITCH ASWELL.I HATE TWILIGHT AND EVERYONE IN IT. THANK YOU ALL AND I HOPE YOU GET FUCKED TONIGHT:)

  45. myr says:

    ok first of all besides this guy being soo damn hot. Its sad to see this shit. I think its true, that was his account and he got scared and got ppl to lie for him. I think rob is a bit of wuss and needs to man up. I think kristen stewart is prettier than that guiliana w/e her name is, like way prettier …have you seen her lips? yuck …bad taste rob . And quite frankly kristen shouldn’t waiste her time on rob. He acts like he doesn’t like the attention from fans n the media but i bet he goes home thinking hes soo hot. Go back to london, you slut hole and take back ur sexy looks. AND WATCH WAT U SAY, sounds to me like hes making kristen look stupid, rob is a flirt, don;t give in kristen twilight is only a book and we all go back to reality!!!!!!! the end

  46. Anonymous says:

    Can i just ask. .. what is the profile pic of this randle Patric McMurphy?
    If it is Rob and a woman im looking at the right one. .. ..

  47. Noi says:

    this isnt his real facebook becuase i checked it out and there is nothing

  48. leoana says:

    wow. What is wrong with you guys? I’m just going to point out a few obvious things to you all. 1. Whether or not the FB account is real or not. The account no longer exists. It hasn’t since it was hacked. Anyone who claims to be “Randle Patrick McMurphy” is a fake, and even if it was still active. Robert is never going to fall in love with you. 2. The Giulietta Spirlea, Ben Coles, Jessica Ashley Devlin, Camilla Belle accounts were and still are real apparently. Those are his actual friends, who are real people who were friends with that account. 3. The profile picture is of a guy who looks like him…but that isn’t a tattoo on his neck/chest. It’s a yellow shirt with a blue spartan graphic. Forks High Tee anyone? Souvenir from set maybe? 4. Oh, and when an account is “hacked”, the person hacking usually attains the password and email. So, when the screencap says “edit my profile”…that would make sense. Nobody actually looked at the common sense of it all. My opinion: real.

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