Disturbing
December 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Is anyone else strangely attracted to the Jason Alexander mug shot?
Britney’s 55-hour husband is doing a few days in the LA slammer after he failed to meet the conditions of his DUI release.
But, like, DAMN, I’m getting a little tingly looking at this. I’m so weird.
And this is one of those sentences you don’t ever expect to be writing, but you do you guys think he had a little plastic surgery done between the time he married Britney Spears and this mug shot? I mean, for comparison, a Britney-era photo of him is below. I’m thinking nose job and the ears got pinned back. What do you guys think?
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his mug shot almost looks like antonio banderas
I say no to plastic surgery. The only difference I think is the harsh lighting for the mug shot, and he probably worked out or gained weight…
Just finished Listening to Britney’s new album!! Ohhh, I love it! I’d forgotten how much I loved Britney…My fav so far is a tie between Circus and Phonography. Poor Mr. Jason, he must really want his 15 minutes of fame back.
Oh, if anything I think he manscaped. In the older photo he has curved eyebrows, in the new one he doesn’t.
I don’t know. his ears definitely look less dopey though
it’s amazing how easy it is to be “famous.” this makes me want to date a famous person for 5 minutes. i mean, if i have to go to jail, i want my mug shots everywhere!!!!!! ;)
I think he has just aged and it has done him well. That happens for a lot of guys. But yes he looks much more attractive.
His ears look the same, and there is a shadow on his nose in the mug shot that makes it look smaller. lol @ manscaped, I do see that in the eyebrows. It pretty much just looks like the pic on the bottom is from highschool and in the one on the top he has aged and matured, even has the 5 o’clock shadow.
Yes to pinned ears, yes to having bulked up and a double yes to him having manscaped. It’s amazing how clean eyebrows make the face so much more appealing.
I’d offer him some conjugal visits.
he looks like a creep!
like I said before…kinda hot.
nah, just diff angles.
wow, you think he’s goodlooking? i say ewie…
um. he looks hot. i thought i was the only one…but..i’d contemplate him getting it. haha i love that phrase. he just looks more manly…maaaaybe the nose looks a little narrower too
i think hes sexy
He looks like a dumb hick. Not the kind with a giant penis, either.
His ears are definitely pinned back… Not sure about the nose job, but his eyebrows definitely had a make-over.
No. His face has matured, through whatever means.
If you follow the ear curvature of his already crooked ears, it’s the same ears photographed at different angels, making the bottom look bigger. THAT solely based on the photos…now, the fact he’s in LA with man landscaping on his browbone…..YES his whole head has been power blasted by the plastic surgeon, and, YES, I get that tingly feeling looking at his mug shot, knowing this hick is fulfilling his pathetic hick destiny full throttle.
No, when someone gets their ears pinned back, they are pinned ALL the way back, my friend had her ears pinned back. And his nose looks exactly the same, you didn’t look closely enough.
Before photo shows an ungroomed trailer trash dood. After photo shows a groomed trailer trash dood.
hmm. i think he didnt change at all.
its just the angle the pic is taken makes his ears look smaller and his nose is half covered with shadow so you cannot see it clearly.
You can get your EARS fixed?
Strangely attracted to him??? Uhh, no. Definitely no. Give me a sweet lookin blondie and then we’re talkin.
yeah he kinda hot in this pic. Well a lot hot actually.