Caption This

December 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Beyonce Knowles attends an art show in Miami Beach.


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21 Responses to “Caption This”

  1. Jen B. says:

    “So thats what Paris Hiltons Diaphragm looks like!”

  2. meesh says:

    This could really make a great backdrop while I am seizing….er…..dancing on stage.

  3. yum says:

    anyone know what show this was? artist?

  4. Eloise says:

    “Beyonce Knowles attends an art show in Miami Beach.”

  5. Raye says:

    They lied to me about what black men have in their pants.

  6. Mamie says:

    i can’t even think past her horrendous shoe choice.

  7. beebeec says:

    OMG! I finally found a bowl perfect for JayZ to slurp out of..

  8. MochaJellyBean says:

    “I would Love to have that in me!”

  9. PoliteTia says:

    It looks like Beyonce Knowles has lost weight and at this time of the year, this shows discipline. Way to loose that digusiting Sasha Fierce!

  10. beefy says:

    “2008:The Space Odyssey Continues: Round Obelisk Appears and Sucks Sasha Fierce Into Its Vertex.”

    “The Virgin Marry Appears to Beyonce on a Giant Dish and Says She Likes Her Cheese Sandwiches with a Side of Milk”

    There, that about covers both her ego, and her alter ego.

  11. lolly says:

    “beyonce attends the ribbon-cutting ceremony for the Biggest Cuttlebone in The World”

  12. Beet Czar says:

    “who said white can’t be big”

  13. Mamie says:

    @ lolly and @Jen b.

    omg…laughing soo hard!!!!thanks!!!

  14. k says:

    Christian Louboutin is never a bad shoe choice. EVER.

  15. Amy says:

    “They’ve finally come for me! Take Sasha Fierce, not me!”

  16. JoeX says:

    That’s the same look my one year gave me when he saw my p**is for the first time. He looked down at his and said, oh-oh.

  17. Ray says:

    Beyonce attends a special viewing of Aretha Franklin’s dinner service.

  18. Indigo says:

    “Ohhh, so this is the portal that will take me back to my planet”

  19. copa says:

    “beyonce gets caught in mirror”

  20. rhoniluv says:

    god, is this the….’ima-really-introspective-person-wowed-and-in-awe-of-this-gigantic-contact-lens-which-ill-probably-steal-the-idea-and-be-INSPIRED-for-the-next-video-i-make’.

    i weep for the ACTUAL real artists of the world.

    including myself.

    sniffle.

  21. Erin says:

    I wonder if this will fit on my finger?

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