Comments on: Is Amanda Bynes Picking Up LC’s Sloppy Seconds?

By: Kate

Kate — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 18:19:52 +0000

In the Video he is actualy LEADING her into the cameras

rather than protecting her from them

and then they just STAND THERE going ohhh i dont know where to go leave me alone im a poor little rich douche

By: ADru

ADru — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 04:48:36 +0000

That’s one of the most poorly written bios I’ve ever read.

By: spacey

spacey — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:08:47 +0000

A good f*ck tho hmm?

By: Nancy

Nancy — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:26:58 +0000

omgsh! it’s the obvious….Amanda Bynes is going after some “sloppy seconds” to get attention since we hardly bearly hear about her…and him?? needless to say he loves the attention too. losers!!!!!

By: Lauren

Lauren — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 02:56:13 +0000

1. Do you notice he walks around with his chest puffed out?

2. I totally agree, he is soo boring.

3. I think Amanda Bynes is stunning.

4. Why the hell do they keep asking her about Britney’s comeback?–Is there any relation between the two.

By: torie

torie — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 02:54:40 +0000

yeah, i say “sloppy seconds” too, but i’m just a delightfully quirky college kid, and i honestly can’t think how many other people i know do the same.

anyway, yeah, this dude seems totally blah. (loved the remark about the erection, by the way, beet. particularly brilliant.)

amanda bynes seems sweet.

most importantly, though…
professional baseball player is not a proper noun.

By: Elayne

Elayne — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 02:51:20 +0000

Amanda Bynes can do sooo much better!

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 02:45:53 +0000

hahaha @ Roma

listen Doug is pretty hot and he is a baseball player which exponentially increases his hotness, but he was a fool to turn down a baseball scholarship to USC. ya ya ya he signed a contract to the dodgers minor league but if you play college ball and get drafted from that you can make 988754958 times more money and your game will be 3987869 better
And he can cut the shit about how he plans to a) finish college and b) return to baseball with any amount of success

By: Roma

Roma — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:57:06 +0000

Alright, my girlfriend partied with Doug in Calgary recently and this is the rundown:

- hours 1-3 Doug was incredibly fun and charming
- hour 4, she started considering a hookup
- hour 4.5, they go outside and he takes off his shirt (in the middle of the street) and drops “so girl, wanna come back to my hotel room?”
- hour 4.6, she laughs and walks away.

Douche hookup, narrowly avoided.

By: ThatLisa

ThatLisa — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:04:26 +0000

oh my gosh hahhahahahah what a tool

By: beefy

beefy — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:50:31 +0000

I use the word “sloppy seconds” all the time. Hmmm. I REFUSE to be antiquated. Hmrph. I couldn’t get past the, “his sense of humor is contagious and his charm is breathtaking.” Breathtaking? What type of sissy writes this shit, and what type of sissy lets others write this shit about him? His breast stroke is olympic, his swimmers are thoroughbred, he walks on magnolias, and always combs his panoramic hair … What a resume.

So, like, if academics are so important why do they get less play in his resume then limited liability company operator of TXT 99901 and get this cheesy Virgo graphic now, and “extensive” research analyst of his family run business (read I move papers for my daddy)? What is he studying in college other than baseball ? (Girls is not a subject either, cop outs)

NEXT.

By: Evil Beet

Evil Beet — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:46:57 +0000

@sparks

Ha, no, I never had sex with this specific dude. My point is that I have dated guys with very similar resumes — they’re a dime a dozen in LA. And they all suck.