A New Tori Album!!!
December 4th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Oh, happy day!
It seems like just yesterday I was illegally downloading American Doll Posse, and now I hear there’s going to be YET ANOTHER Tori album that’ll inevitably hit the Internet months before its release date.
Tori’s ditched her old label, Epic, and signed with Universal Republic. She’s planning to release a new studio album — her tenth! — in late spring/early summer 2009.
HOORAY!
New Tori albums make my whole day.
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Either that outfit doesn’t fit well, shes got testicles, or a HUGE camel toe!
Maybe she thought if her hair was bright orange enough that people wouldn’t notice her MASSIVE testicles!!
sequined camel toe? that’s different.
i love tori – with or without camel toe!
Man everyone else beat me to the camel toe comment :-( lol But how do you get a camel toe is such a lose fitting outfit, very unflattering. I think the testicle comment is very acurate.
How is this woman even relevant still?
Can’t stop staring at her be-sequined crotch. What is going on in there?? Camel toe? Testies?? Bag of M&M’s???
yay!! i didn’t know Beet was a fellow Toriphile.
she wore that outfit (or some variation of it) almost every night of the american doll posse tour, and as ugly as it is, i have to admit when i saw her live, she totally rocked it. but i was at the back of the theatre . . .
i love her too….little earthquakes is the best album <3
Okay.so…why are my posts not working? I haven’t violated any of the rules.
Oh, look it’s Vitamin C. Madge would pull this look off so well, and there’d be no guessing about the M&M testicles.
You people are jerks. Tori is smart, beautiful, and very nice to her fans. Stop the hatin’!
this outfit makes her look like she has a saggy vag