The Daughters of Rock

December 2nd, 2008 by Evil Beet


Tattler magazine somehow convinced Kimberly Stewart, Leah Wood and Peaches Geldof (the daughters of Rod Stewart, Ronnie Wood and Bob Geldof) to pose nude on the cover of their magazine. Yeah, I’m sure that took a lot of convincing.


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28 Responses to “The Daughters of Rock”

  1. Anonymous says:

    What’s going on with their legs?

  2. Veronica says:

    Jeez, they’re all fugly!

  3. Raye says:

    I think Kimberly Stewart’s kinda cute. Although I’ve seen better pictures of her than this one.

  4. Helena says:

    You’ve misspelled Tatler..

  5. pinky says:

    I have never had a desire to vomit from seeing a picture as strong before,

    seriously I can’t even look at the cover without have a strong need to shield my eyes

  6. lolly says:

    KS looks like chyna phillips here. best pic i have seen of her, glad she lost the gigantuous bangs (which unfortunately seem to have come back into style now that hers are gone).

  7. Pikki Nikki Polka Pants says:

    aaaaawwwww, daddy’s little coke whores. :)

  8. PoliteTia says:

    Veronica is correct! @ Pikki Nikki.. that was real harsh Tai!
    Oh-kay! Who cares about them? What demographics is the ‘Tatler’ trying to target? I would rather read your web site and be party to the tree killing that took place to print that article. I just don’t get it.

  9. Orly says:

    This is what you get when ugly rockers mate with models.

  10. Missou says:

    Best anti-drug poster I’ve ever seen! They never say what it’ll do to your offspring…

  11. BAW(BOY) says:

    i agree with you Orly

  12. Caz2 says:

    This is like, the best cover EVER.

  13. diana says:

    man that one in the middle it looks like you could see right up her vag but htey shadowed it out, i feel bad fo that photorapher

  14. A says:

    omg. “rock babes”? seriously? these chicks are all unattractive, talentless, and playing off of their fathers’ fame.

    this type of article can be done right, but somehow im not surprised that tatler cant pull it off. i think it was vogue france or numero who had an article/photo shoot with elizabeth jagger and theodora richards, both of whom are models and carrying after their fathers’ rock tradition much better, and that one i actually liked.

  15. pnut says:

    ewww crack whores…trailer trash…meth heads….u pick

  16. Bee Hind says:

    EEE-gads.
    You should have put that photo behind a cut.

  17. Hallie says:

    Has nobody noticed how ridiculously fucked up the leg is on the far left girl (yeah, not gonna bother to learn their names). Oh my god, and the middle one’s knee! So many severed limbs! It would be really comical if not for the fact that someone was paid to produce this.

    I’m going to go make sure this is on the Photoshop Disasters blog.

  18. Louise says:

    Leah Wood doesn’t really look like herself, does she? They all look good though, and I don’t see what’s so effed up about Kimberly Stewarts leg, although it’s all highly confusing and wonder where Leah’s feet have disappeared to… And Peaches, of course, looks great as always and is still the keeper of my heart.

  19. beefy says:

    How the credit crunch is killing off the trophy wife?

    Oh lord.

  20. 00zoey says:

    very pretty & artfully composed

  21. Snowblood says:

    The only one who looks halfway pretty in this shot is Peaches, and yet they have her pose with her head all cocked like some owl going “Baroo?” I mean, who the fuck okays these magazine covers these days? They’re all so ugly lately, and mega-super-over photoshopped, to boot, all of them.

  22. rockcriedout says:

    I think peaches looks cute. the other two I’m not fussed on.

  23. Anni says:

    The one in the middle looks like a very old man… I can’t cope…

  24. Lee says:

    Wow. You rarely get three vacant stares all on one magazine cover. This one’s a keeper!

  25. Pikki Nikki Polka Pants says:

    Anni- HA! totally. “the one in the middle” kinda resembles Herbert from the Family Guy >>> http://www.jibjab.com/view/155180

  26. quirkygirlkitten says:

    kimberly looks like a ferret. except not as cute.

  27. beefy says:

    kimberly looks like a ferret. except not as cute.

    TOTALLY. LOL

  28. Anni says:

    Pikki Nikki – They could be brothers <3

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