Lindsay Lohan Blasts Facebook for Deleting Her Secret Account Because They Thought It Was Fake
December 1st, 2008 by Evil Beet
Heh. Now this is a 21st century problem. La Lohan took to her MySpace page today to rant about how Facebook had deleted her secret account, thinking it was a fake Lindsay. The post is kind of hilarious:
Upset with Facebook
Long time since i have had a reason to write a blog.. I almost forget. hehe. okay, so i love myspace, because it is secure, and the people at myspace don’t disable your account because they think that you are a fake you. having said that brings me to the subject of my blog… facebook allows a lot of posers, i thought maybe they would figure out that the posers of me, (and i am sure others on facebook) were in fact posers by looking into their accounts, or sending emails to the people that they believed to be “posers” which ask questions. what those questions may be.. i don’t know. which is why i don’t run an interactive web site. on that note, this is what happened to me earlier today… i signed onto facebook with my new password because someone keeps hacking into my account, and when i typed my password and “log in” name in, a red sentence came up saying..
Account Disabled
Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here.wow! i was in shock. i clicked on the link that they told me to click on and then to another link that said: my account may of been disabled by mistake. once i got to that it gave a note saying why it was disabled which stated the note saying that it was disabled because they believe that i was a fake of myself. genius. here i am loving facebook (as well as myspace-hehe) but going on facebook to talk to some of my friends and they are thinking that I AM THE “FAKE” OF MYSELF!!! hahahahahaha.. at first i laughed, and then i got angry. angry because, with ALL the people that PRETEND to be me on facebook, they decide to say I AM THE FAKE- of myself. all i can think is, WHO is running this site? and how can they just “disable” my account without first, sending me a warning notice, or AT LEAST asking me some account verification questions. here they are re-designing the look on the site when they should be setting up a more secure way of allowing people to set up an account. i wasn’t even under my name, i had a fake name on my account because, obviously i didn’t want everyone on facebook to know it was me.
maybe i am just venting, but i am also writing this blog in hopes that the people at facebook will un-disable my account and allow me to sign in the EXACT same way it was, same friends, same emails, same “pets” and so on..
phew! i’m glad i got that off my chest, i needed to let it out somewhere, and myspace has always been the best place for me to do it, especially if i hope for something to change….
love love love ,
Lindsay Dee ;)
Oh, Lindsay. You have problems that the rest of us could never even imagine. However, I have to vent that YouTube deleted my account recently with absolutely no warning or explanation. I have no idea what on there violated their terms of service. They are just total assholes. I remember I used to like Google. Now everything good they acquire turns to sucky.
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She is so incredibly stupid.
What a dumb, uninteresting, and unattractive bitch. Who gives a fuck. I seriously don’t understand what people find appealing about her anymore.
I feel her pain, and don’t blame her at all. Deleting accounts is serious business in this digital age.
OMG that is so horrible. Gosh, I really feel bad for the poor girl. Facebook deleted her account because they THOUGHT IT WAS THE FAKE HER!!! Agh I hope she can muster up the strength to go drop $7,000 on a purse to cheer herself up.
Can. Not. Stand. Her
It is very regrettable.
The person who exposed it is bad.
Well, technically, if she had a fake name and info and such, wouldn’t it be a fake account?
I don’t see why her blogging is such a huge deal. Everyone in the music buisness communicates with the public and fans directly and virtually. Kanye posts about everything all the time. People expect actors to be shielded behind this publicity machine and preserve this image. I kind of like her for it, she might be the vanguard. Even hollywood will be overtaken by the mypace generation-yey!!
The irony is that there are tons of fake Lindsay Lohan facebook accounts out there. This apparently was the only real one….
umm fake names and info really make it a fake account… that got deleted… for being fake. wonderful!
lol @ SJ
Oh EvilBeet, you missed the real Lindsay cuteness a little later-
[img]http://i37.tinypic.com/33vknro.jpg[/img]
EvilBeet u forgot to postthis CUUUUUTTTTEEEE part
“Oy vey! rumors.. Just to clear this up.. Because I have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question. Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan (me) are NOT breaking up. xxLL“
blah blah blah…she seems so immature.
She really really really likes commas, doesn’t she?
it becomes clear in her writing just how young she still is. that, and the fact that her parents didn’t spring for the good on-set tutors. maybe dina tutored her herself.
Thank god I don’t have the kind of problems Lindsay has…a deleted fake Facebook account! The horror. I’m just sitting here today feeling so grateful that I only have problems like heating bills, overdue rent, daycare, a stressful 9-5 job…
WHY are we constantly subjected to every little whine this person bleats out about her life?? I like everything about this site except the fact that we need daily updates on Lohan’s non-existance.
get a real problem, bitch. oh yeah – like your shrinking career.
this is pretty funny, and humanizes her, i think. she’s just a young girl.
I think she needs to worry about her career being in the crapper. She has nothing else going on except her blogs and Samantha Ronson. She sounds sooo immature, and isn’t Ronson 31 or something? ugh.
who cares
She sounds about 22 years old.
The madness of 22 year old these days.
MADNESS!
I can’t believe I read all that. Wait. I can’t believe she wrote all that.
In sum. Did they just delete my Facebook page? Don’t they know who I am? Why didn’t they bother to ask me? I feel violated. Maybe the Facebook people will find about it by reading my MySpace. Since, I don’t know how to contact the site and complain about it, I will complain to the world and wait till the problem solves itself. I am THE Lindsey Dee Lohan ;) after all. No one evicts my face from Facebook without a court order.
I kinda liked Kanye’s “rights to my image” rant better.
That is so hilarious, she expects us to feel bad for her (oh lindsay when will you ever get a clue). Time to get a life Lindsay, oh wait I mean career since she seems to be lacking that one, but she still feels like she is “relevant”…. whatever! loser!
Fuck facebook!
They deleted my account too, together with GGDeluxe’s Chloe Sevigny Fanclub.
Fuck facebook.
hey she is right …..dont u assholes why u r talking to her like this lol
u psycho ppl ………………….. i luv u lindsay