Comments on: Is Tom Cruise Going to “Merge” His Family with the Beckhams?

By: Jet

Jet — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:27:57 +0000

A merger could happen, but only with one man. David Beckham would have to go.

By: Snowblood

Snowblood — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:06:38 +0000

Erin, I totally agree with you about Cruise’s Tropic Thunder performance! I cannot, canNOT stand this mini-maniac, not at all, but I have got to give credit where it’s actually due – he was really good in that role, it almost kinda seemed like he was playing a part of his own actual self – crazy.

This family-merging thing is extraordinarily creepy, though. Look at the Beckhams behind the Cruises in this top header photo – they both look really grimmy, NOT happy. So, so fucking weird. Cruise and his cult minions just want to start getting all of the Beckham’s private information and so forth so they can begin to take over their lives completely and indoctrinate/enslave them into their murderous, fraudulent cult.

I hate tom Cruise.

By: Resse

Resse — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:32:01 +0000

lol, Conner does kinda look like Tom. People have claimed/speculated in the past that that is his real son.

By: lulu

lulu — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:47:12 +0000

ha ha ha hah, too funny!
are these people for real?
what on earth are they smoking???

i feel sorry for those adopted kids though
no one seems to want them.
Nicole obviously doesn’t want them in her life, she is too busy trying to bond with her surrogated baby
Katie is too inlove with Suri and has no room for two pre-teens

Now they are shipping them over to the Beckhams!
The poor kids, they are going to be scarred for life

By: Erin

Erin — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:58:11 +0000

So, I was way over Tom and vowed not to watch anything of his due to his war on depression and Brooke Shields. However, I unwittingly watched Tropic Thunder, not knowing that he was in it. He was freaking HILARIOUS!! It almost made me like him again. In fact, I think that I told my husband that his part in that movie made me forgive his eccentricities.
just too far gone for me to respect him at all.

Still, did you guys see him in Tropic Thunder?? The dancing was just too great!

By: Indigo

Indigo — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:49:34 +0000

Just when I think crazy Tommy Boy can’t get any crazier, he does. Wow.

By: Co.Cat

Co.Cat — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 10:56:44 +0000

I truly believe Tom Cruise gets just a little bit weirder everyday. This week he’s obviously reached new levels.
I so WISH I could have seen Beckhams face when he recieved this ’special gesture’. Congrats Becks, you get to devote and bind yourself to Tom Cruise and his strange ways FOREVER. No turning back. No divorces. No breaking THIS bff promise. HAH classic. Have fun with that.

By: Donkey Punch

Donkey Punch — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 10:17:36 +0000

Scientologists are always trying to recruit celebrities because they know it causes millions of other sheep to join. Tom Cruise was immediately catapulted to super human status in the cult because of who he is.

The only reason Lisa Marie Presley married Michael Jackson, for instance, was to recruit him.

By: Persistent Cat

Persistent Cat — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 04:53:02 +0000

I’m Catholic and deeply rooted in guilt. If I’m willing to trade it all for that, it must be good, right?

Regardless, no budders, I lick his chest first.

By: Tracy

Tracy — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 04:40:16 +0000

Lick Beckham’s chest… lol. Hilarious.

This is interesting. I’ve never actually heard of a ceremony like this. It’s something…

By: slouchy

slouchy — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 04:33:56 +0000

So … who gets to eat whose brain?

By: Persistent Cat

Persistent Cat — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 02:54:03 +0000

Maybe Katie’s all over it. That means you get to bang Beckham, right? I’d switch religions. I’m not totally committed to mine and I’d pray to any God or alien for a chance to lick Beckham’s chest.