Despite rumors today that their divorce is getting very messy and that Alex Rodriguez was ditching out on his family to spend Thanksgiving with Madonna, A-Rod, his wife, and their two children made a very public appearance at Houston’s in Miami on Tuesday night, making damn sure the photogs were aware that they would be there.

Quick damage control!

What do you guys think???

Are they really the happy family they seem to be??

And more importantly: Why the hell would you take kids that young to Houstons?

So this dude you used to care about, Carson Daly, got his girlfriend pregnant. Her name is Siri Pinter, and the girl got smart and pulled everything about herself off the Internet before news hit. She used to run a blog, siripinter.blogspot.com, but it’s down now. Her profile’s been pulled off Facebook. This is the only pic I could find of her — Google had it in cache from a link from her blog.

Anyone know who this chick is? Does Carson ever mention her on his show? I can’t find a single picture of the two of them together, which leads me to believe that she’s not so much his “girlfriend” as she is “the girl that he got pregnant.”

Anyway, the baby’s due in early spring.

Congrats, kids!

Brit’s label just released a 30-second clip of the video for “Circus,” the second single off her new album.

Looks like another winner!

When she’s not being crazy, Brit’s such a natural!

Furthermore, I’d like to mention that the subjects of this photo op are also welcome to get behind me.

Some big strong men from the New York Giants helped load trucks with Thanksgiving dinner at a food bank in Harlem. Yummy! (The men and the food.)

See?

I care about football!

(That’s the sport these guys play, right?)

You can be sexy like these dudes by calling your local food bank and asking what YOU can do to help out this holiday season.

All these two ever do is exercise and walk their dogs!

When are they going to stumble out of a bar drunk or leak a sex tape or cheat on each other???

Stop acting like you’re in a healthy, well-adjusted partnership!

“It’s straight out cruelty. Things that are just mean and cruel, like saying that they’re ‘fugly.’ I’m talking about my 14-year-old, my 17-year-old, who aren’t choosing to be in the public eye. It’s very painful, as it would be for any parent to have anybody say unkind or hurtful things about your children.”

Demi Moore, discussing how bloggers talk about her children.

Personally, I’ve never talked shit about her younger daughters, Scout and Tallulah, both of whom I think are beautiful. The only one who is fug is also the only one who has chosen to be in the public eye. Your other daughters are safe with me, Demi!

Rosie O’Donnell poses with her partner (wife?) Kelli Carpenter and Fran Drescher at Rosie’s Gala in NYC on Monday night.

I don’t have much to say about this, except for that Fran Drescher always looks fantastic. She has really aged well.

Also: I am firmly opposed to any sort of ban on gay marriage, as you all know by now. A ban on pantsuits on the red carpet, though? I’d vote for that shit.