The Today Show gang appeared in their Halloween best on Friday’s show.  Seeing Matt Lauer dressed as Humpty Dumpty is disarming and disturbing.  If Meredith Viera took a couple centimeters off that nose she’d look just like Samantha Ronson.  Kathie Lee Gifford licking her co-host?  It’s almost too easy.  But forget all that; My inner adolescent is completely fixated on Al Roker’s bottom button.  Cannot.  Look.  Away.

It turns out that John McCain isn’t the only one with an idiot relative.  Barack Obama’s Kenyan aunt, Zeituni Onyango was refused asylum four years ago yet continues to live in public housing in Boston.  How is it even possible to reside in public housing when you are an illegal alien with an active deportation order on your head? 

If that wasn’t enough, Obama’s campaign has accepted small donations from his Aunti Zeituni totaling $260.  Federal law only permits U.S. citizens and green-card holders to make campaign contributions.  Doesn’t OB know better?

Thoughts?

Here Heidi is at her 9th annual Halloween party held last night at 1 OAK in New York City.  She and Seal went as Brady Bunch Grand Canyon episode extras.

Pink looks like a package of Wonder Bread and skater Sarah Hughes couldn’t have made less of an effort.

Christian Siriano as Cruella De Vil?  Brills.

King of the Hill is no longer.  Who cares?  I can’t believe that shit has been on for 13 years.  Not once have the pickings ever been so slim that I’ve resorted to watching an episode.