On Sunday, Ryan Reynolds completed the New York City Marathon in 3 hours, 50 minutes and 22 seconds, a perfectly respectable time for a virgin marathoner. He competed to raise money for the Michael J. Fox Foundation, inspired by his father’s own battle with Parkinsons.

“When I saw Michael J. Fox on Fifth Avenue, I gained about 15 pounds in goose bumps. It kind of pushed me through the last six miles or so,” he said.

Stop doing shit like this, Ryan, or else I’ll have to stop hating you, and I’m just not sure either of us is really ready for that.

i.e. Tori Spelling is Pretty, Steven Spielberg has gathered many of his Hollywood connections to make the concept a little easier to grasp.

Isn’t she just the sweetest little bitch ever?  Here’s the little pop tart yesterday in Paris publicly claiming hate for her ex, Nick Jonas.

Well it’s coming from The Daily Mail so take it with a grain of salt.  But apparently Sienna Miller has moved back to London to get some space from her married, live-in boyfriend Balthazar Getty.  He has made no motion to file for divorce from his wife of 8 years and Sienna doesn’t like that.  He cheated on his wife with Miller and now she’s upset that he won’t commit.  I love irony.  I, too, hated when my old boyfriend’s wife got in the way.  Selfish bitch.

But wait, there’s more.  Getty is a recovering alcoholic and drug addict and Sienna is rumored to be…you know, the same minus the “recovering”. 

If you could create an instruction manual on how to craft a doomed for failure relationship, wouldn’t these two be in every diagram?

Shakir Stewart (pictured above left in September), successor of Jay-Z  at Def Jam Records, is dead of an apparent self-inflicted gun wound.  In June he was promoted from Senior VP of A&R to Executive VP.

Thoughts and prayers go out to his family.

My restless nights can end.  Criss Angel and Holly Madison are a confirmed couple.  On the opening night of his show Criss Angel Believe by Cirque Du Soleil , Criss told People Magazine “This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with.”

I’m glad he’s happy in his personal life since word is that his show is unBelievably bad.

Below are other Z-listers that went to the opening night in Las Vegas

Lindsay Lohan has agreed to allow her deposition for Samantha Ronson’s malpractice and negligence lawsuit against her former lawyer (related to this) to be videotaped as long as her conditions are met:

Lohan’s lawyer asks that the video be used only in the current suit and never for future litigation, minus a judge’s order; that only the parties to the suit, their attorneys and expert witnesses can view the tape; that no one be present for the deposition other than the plaintiff and defendant, the lawyers, a cameraperson and a court reporter; that Lohan’s lawyers keep the original copy and others are only available to the other side’s attorneys; that no more than four transcripts are produced; and, that when the case is over, all copies be returned to Lohan’s camp and all transcripts destroyed.

Do average, everyday people get to submit their list of demands like this?  I know, I know.  She’s famous and I am sure the video would be leaked to the media…just makes me wonder what she has to say that could, in the words of Lindsay’s lawyer, cause such “unwarranted annoyance, embarrassment, oppression, undue burden, and expense.”