Aubrey O’Day volunteers to serve Thanksgiving dinner at the New York City Rescue Mission.

Whaddya think????

It still doesn’t feel like old Britney. She’s missing the fire in the eyes. Too many meds?

All in all, though, not bad. Just not like I remember Britney in the old days.

I’m outtie for the day — I’m headed over to my friend Trish’s place, where we’re going to make a delicious vegan Thanksgiving (I bought seitan!) and watch our dogs be adorable together. Don’t worry, guys, I’ll take pictures.

For those of you who are Americans: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

For those of you who are not Americans: Happy Thanksgiving anyway!!!

Be sure to take some time today to think of all the things you are grateful for.

I am grateful for all of you readers today, and for the smiles you guys bring into my life each and every day.

Also, because I don’t want to come home tonight to 18,000 emails alerting me that Michael Phelps is dating a cocktail waitress from Vegas, I already know. Dude, George Clooney already did that shit. You know what would be new and exciting? Dating a gossip blogger.

At the opening night of the New York City Ballet’s season.

Twilight hunk Rob Pattinson broods his way down Sunset after leaving a sushi joint on Wednesday night, ignoring the paparazzi.

How is it possible that it’s raining in LA and not in Seattle???

I refuse to believe that I bring sunshine wherever I go. Anyone who’s met me knows that’s patently untrue. I think the universe just wants me to wallow in horrible sunshine.

And the rain is extra sad for Rob, who has to wear a hood instead of showing off his now-famous locks.

Alex Rodriguez at the Madonna concert in Miami on Wednesday night.

I wonder if his wife was there with him.

Probably not.