Engaged!

November 29th, 2008 by Wendie


Finally, a couple I can stand!  Orlando Bloom and Victoria’s Secret Model Miranda Kerr are engaged and planning a wedding for next summer.  I need these two to get on the procreating right away.  I cannot even fathom what the genetics of these two could possibly produce.

Thanks Down Unda!


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18 Responses to “Engaged!”

  1. diana says:

    aaaaaah!!! this is sooooo great I LOVE MIRANDA KERR!!! i am soooo happy for her!!!! i almost fell over in my cahir when i saw this!

  2. lolly says:

    i knew the bastard was fucking around on me.

  3. Ophelia says:

    Yay! I hope they have lots and lots of kids…cause you know the first one is going to be stunning and the second will be a troll…the third will be the tie breaker…

  4. diana says:

    @ ophelia
    haha!

  5. Briana says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  6. Briana says:

    this is horrible news!

  7. Ppp says:

    she kind of looks like tila tequila offspring

  8. Amanda Pants says:

    BOO! I liked Kate Bosworth with him much better.

  9. mimi in mo says:

    3 yrs MAX!!!!

  10. Down Unda says:

    No worries.

    I love, love, love Miranda Kerr.
    She was so cute on Rove.
    I predict she’ll be the next Heidi Klum and will cash in on that personality.
    He seems like a decent guy so I can’t really gripe about it… plus I’m sure they may have been one (possibly two) guys in front of me on her dating list. ;-)
    Damn.

  11. Beet Czar says:

    He seems like a good dude… Think about the luck he’s had… 2 different multi-million tri-quels; and Pirates has a 4th coming… ok, and engaged to Miranda Kerr… I quit if he hits megamillions.

  12. Down Unda says:

    “there” damn English (my first and only language). :-)

  13. Snowblood says:

    This could be a great, fresh new Hollywood power-couple if they stay married for a decent amount of time and play their Hollywood power-couple cards right. And yeah, I can’t wait to see what their offspring turn out looking like! But beauty + beauty doesn’t always = mega-beauty, case in point; Rumer Willis. So, we’ll see. Watch, they’ll probably have twins. Twins are so “in” these days, all the cool couples are having twins. *rolls eyes*

  14. gc says:

    I most definitely do not like either of these people.

  15. Liberty says:

    lmao! you’re so right..their kids are gonna be gorgeous.

    And sure, I didn’t stand a chance with this guy, but seriously, he is soooooo freaking gorgeous. I love a man with an accent..and a square jaw….and curly hair..and a nice body. And just the way he dresses and everything. My gawd. He’s gorgeous. I hope they’re super happy together.

  16. quirkygirlkitten says:

    is it just me or does she kind of look like miley cyrus? maybe it’s just the photo.

  17. des says:

    OH MY GOSH I DID NOT FIND THIS OUT TILL TOYDAY! Why didnt any one tell me! I am so happy for them! I really like that they were almost married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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