Happy Thanksgiving, Yo!

November 27th, 2008 by Evil Beet


I’m outtie for the day — I’m headed over to my friend Trish’s place, where we’re going to make a delicious vegan Thanksgiving (I bought seitan!) and watch our dogs be adorable together. Don’t worry, guys, I’ll take pictures.

For those of you who are Americans: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

For those of you who are not Americans: Happy Thanksgiving anyway!!!

Be sure to take some time today to think of all the things you are grateful for.

I am grateful for all of you readers today, and for the smiles you guys bring into my life each and every day.

Also, because I don’t want to come home tonight to 18,000 emails alerting me that Michael Phelps is dating a cocktail waitress from Vegas, I already know. Dude, George Clooney already did that shit. You know what would be new and exciting? Dating a gossip blogger.


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15 Responses to “Happy Thanksgiving, Yo!”

  1. lolly says:

    oh lord, george dating a gossip blogger might be worse than britney and adnan!! just kiddin.

    happy thanksgiving day, beet. share your recipes! :)

  2. Spiteful Lars says:

    Happy Thanksgiving Beet. Stay cool forever.

  3. Horse Marine says:

    Happy Thanksgiving Beetie. :)

  4. HappyGirrrl says:

    Happy Thanksgiving to Beet and all my fellow Beet readers ;) Looking forward to the post-Thanksgiving war stories.

  5. beefy says:

    HaPPy Thanksgiving!!!
    Bummer on the MP thing from the neck down. :)

  6. Praetorian says:

    …And then, Michael Phelps asked Perez Hilton for a date… LMAO

  7. Bia says:

    Happy Thanksgiving everyone! ^_^

  8. Snowblood says:

    Yes, Happy Thanksgiving, Beet and all the Beetsters here! I’ve come to quite love this little gossip blog. *thinks of things to be thankful for* I’m thankful for Evil BeetGossip.com!

  9. diana says:

    michael phelps seems like a douchebag….

    just saying.

  10. beebeec says:

    If the pilgrams didn’t eat meat and fish they would have starved.. heh

  11. Sheila says:

    Happy Thanksgiving! Thanks for making me smile on a daily basis Beet! And your readers too!!

  12. SJ says:

    I could have sworn he was dating some girl he knew from school…

    Whatevs. Happy Thanksgiving, Beet!

  13. jasmine says:

    Happy Thanksgiving 2 all. Meat lover & Veggie lovers : )

  14. gc says:

    Dear Evil Beet,
    I found your gossip site by googling “gossip + vegan” hoping to find an article on alicia silverstone a while back. This particular entry of yours just make my entire day. I am never going back to perez hilton when I’m bored at work ever ever again. Thank you for your sarcasm and wit when I’m avoiding my boss and answering the phone.. And happy thanksgiving, from a fellow veteran vegan. : )
    All the best, gc.
    ps-you could totally score Michael Phelps, I’m sure of it.

  15. KitKat says:

    Happy Turkey day Beet, eat loooooooooots and tell us all about it.

    My thanksgiving was a month away (up here in Canada) so Im craving lotssssssss of yummy food that youll be having :)

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