Seriously I Don’t Give a Fuck Whether or Not Heidi and Spencer’s Wedding Was Real
November 26th, 2008 by Evil BeetListen up, people. New rule. We do not cover Heidi and Spencer on this blog anymore. Not until one or both of them dies. I am so unbelievably sick of their famewhoring.
Never again.
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Agreed. Woooo Hooooo!!!
While you’re at it, could you ignore everyone that’s on The Hills? And post loads of pictures of Hugh Jackman and Shia Labeouf instead. :D
I’m really glad. Those clowns don’t deserve any kind of coverage.
hear hear. and ditto for kim kardassian.
and i agree with anna, any other HILLS castmember until one of them takes out a birthday party with a sniper rifle or something equally shocking.
Thank God!
Well done Beet.
Oh man, this is awesome. I wish all my gossip sites would follow suit. Go Beet!
Here here!
Thank you!
YIPPEE
And ditto on those Fat Ass Talentless Kardashian Whores.
PRAISE THE LORD
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
While you’re at it, maybe you could stop covering Lindsay Lohan too. She’s really not interesting or attractive so it wouldn’t be a major loss. Thanks, Cupcake!
THANK GOD!!!
*cries in relief*
but you can make an exception if letterman has spencer on again, right, because that was awesome.
or mygshots..cuz that is what we were all waiting for!
ugh…MUG SHOTS, sorry
WORD! I can do without Paris as well. Thanks
Can we add other “Celebrities for No Real Reason”:
1. The Kardashians (all the sisters are celebs because “fat-ass” RELEASED a sex tape???)
2. The Lohans (NO-TALENT-WHAT-SO-EVER-ANYWHERE!)
3. The Hogans (NO ONE KNOWS BEST – collectively the IQ of dryer lint)
4. Joe the Plumber….WTF????
*standing ovation* Well done, Beet!
God Bless You, Beet! If both of them die, give bonus coverage!
yipeeeee!!!
Thank you.
Good decision. They’re not really even interesting.
Thank you, amen, and Lolly – you should write for SNL – you are HILARIOUS!
This is now my favorite celebrity site! Thank you.
THANK GOD!!!!!!!! I CAN NOT STAND THEM!!!
I am so thankful for this!
Bout time! Let’s hope Heidi takes him out while he sleeps…kidding
Maybe the mags will follow suit. Poor Spence has one less website to anonymously blog @ how much he luvs Spedi!
Those two are morons. I’d also like to nominate some sort of Paris Hilton media blackout as well.
Replace mention of those idiots with another segment like “Paul Newman was a kick ass guy.” Either highlight things he did during his lifetime to help out others, or list current celebrities doing going “Newman-like” crap (i.e. the Tony Romo blurb). Yeah, kinda hard to make fun of people doing god stuff, but you can always say: “Compare that to (fill in the scumbag) who did (scumbag activity.)
I agree with Joan, if any of the hills cast is on Letterman you must post! Seeing them scramble for any sort of answer to all of his witty questions and burns is the best!
HELL YEAH.
please, I will never read any shit about those two.
Finally! Thank you Beet ..*happytears*
FINALLY you´ve come to senses honey!!!
could you please also ignore the rest of the Hills plus Lindsay Lohan?
they suuuuck!!!!
Thank God. I have never understood the obsession anyway.
this is reason #2 why I like it here, you never spent that much time on them 2 begin with…..
I do think Justin Bobby is hot though. as dirty as he is
BEET I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH! Best Thanksgiving ever!
YES!
I’m truly a fan of this site. I love how they just don’t give a fuck!
this is something to be truly thankful for! What assclowns! Does David letterman only invite these twats on his show just so he can make america see that they are complete morons? Does he show everyone everywhere that you can be famous for anything… really, anything? Sad… but thank you for not covering these two. :o) Now, where are my Shia pics? It’s been a while…
Thanks a million, Beet. We’re gonna hold you to this promise.
Also Paris, Britney and Hohan.
im sick of those tards
I didn’t know that we got presents on Thanksgiving….oh Beet, I didn’t get you anything….
Yes ty the world will be a better place without them, phew
Hear Hear…. way to not be an in-abler, youre the shitBeet!
You better mean it.
And because of that Evil Beet is now my homepage instead of Perez! THANKS!
Thank God someone is putting and end to madness that is Spiedi, they are just horrible people, and so worthless. Yea!
are you god???
because you just answered my prayers :)
j’adore :))))))
Well, I just found out about this, so a belated
THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!