This Is As Close As Nicole Kidman Gets to Smiling

November 25th, 2008 by Evil Beet


At the Australia premiere in NYC.

Homegirl’s shit is seriously froze over.

Which is ironic, because she looks like hell.


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25 Responses to “This Is As Close As Nicole Kidman Gets to Smiling”

  1. Sandra says:

    Yeah I don’t get it. She used to be seriously stunning. Whatever happened to grace and dignity? Duuuunno.

  2. Alan says:

    If this is how Nicole Kidman looks at forty, the prospects for her aging well are dismal. In her early thirties, she had a legitimate claim to the status of a goddess. I don’t quite know whether her currently frightening appearance is due to a serious over use of Botox, or, if it is just the universe playing a little game with her face. Whatever the reason (Karma?), there seeems to be some sort of lesson to be derived from this. Perhaps it is that no matter what unfair advantages some people seem to have over everyone else (money, power, beauty), everything evens out in the end.

  3. FrozeRightHere says:

    She looked a lot better pregnant and thawed out.

  4. Down Unda says:

    She looked much better in her little black dress on Letterman!

    (She seems very nice, but everyone just doesn’t seem to like her. I think that’s probably residual “Tom Taint.” Though I am in shock that she said she’s never been to New Zealand!)

  5. jgirl says:

    she is very mannequin like…

  6. Marvin says:

    WTF happened to her face??? YIKES!!

  7. Hallie says:

    She used to be so beautiful, and now she’s completely fucked up her face just to get rid of a few wrinkles. So sad.

    Also, from the clips I’ve seen from Australia, the Botox has seriously affected her acting ability. I would think actors would realize how much that procedure, you know, limits their range of expression.

  8. rhoniluv says:

    jesus, when did nic get old? and wtf is up with that stance she’s always posed in? i hate it.

    stop it this minute, you hear me nic…just stop.

  9. Dariana says:

    What on earth happened to her lately? She looks quite awkward. That fake forced grin, those plumped veins… grrrrrrrrr

  10. Beth says:

    she’s old.

  11. Rita says:

    Uhm.. call me crazy, but I still think she looks fantastic.

  12. rhoniluv says:

    still, i miss hot redhead, pre-surgery ‘Practical Magic’ nicole. those were the days :-(

  13. ann wilson says:

    She still looks good but you can tell she has been under the knife and I don’t think the plastic surgeon was a particularly good one.

  14. BAW(BOY) says:

    I think she looks good to!

  15. Caz2 says:

    She looks so strained :(

  16. beefy says:

    I have seen this pose before. On Meerkat Manor.

  17. nina says:

    you guys, it’s her hair. it’s so lightened up it looks WHITE which makes her look OLD. dye your hair nicole! trust me! bah.

  18. Indigo says:

    I think it’s the hair too. I’ve noticed that it looks funky lately.

  19. Dmarie says:

    I like her :D

  20. CazMinx says:

    The family and I were actually just discussing her. Apparently there was an article in today’s West Australian newspaper saying how a lot of women are put off seeing Australia because Nicole Kidman is in it.

    It is funny because I tend to agree, it makes the movie less enticing to watch for me but I don’t really know what it is about her that is so off putting. I don’t hate her but i don’t love her there is just something about her!

  21. lkamys says:

    Nicole looks gorgeous for her age.
    Stop making it like she’s ugly. You’re the one who’s ugly. Boo !

  22. Js says:

    Ye gods. Lose the June Cleaver ‘do, dye the hair back to red, and lay off the Botox…you will be loved.

  23. DarkEmpress says:

    OMG Nick you’re beautiful but dont ever smile again. Go with that stare you always give, its fierce.

  24. Kelkel says:

    2.5 inches of gray re-growth covered with yellow dye looks like F**k! Please put a bit of natural back into your beauty! I was so uncomfortable for her. How can these stars have all this money and STILL manage to look bad? OLD does not have to = UGLY!!

  25. heather says:

    I think she looks 60 years old. ughhh gross.

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