I Would Like to Formally Threaten Beyonce Knowles

November 24th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Ms. Knowles:

I’ll say this as concisely as possible: If you even think about trying to bring puff shoulders back into style, I will hunt you down and kill you and then hack off your shoulders just to make sure my point is clear.

Love always,
Beet

At the LA premiere of Cadillac Records on Monday.


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20 Responses to “I Would Like to Formally Threaten Beyonce Knowles”

  1. Sheila says:

    That just looks like puffy sleves.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Wow, I don’t like Beyonce but YOU, sound like a psycho.

  3. Laura says:

    You sound like a psychopath.

  4. Liv says:

    oh dear, i’ll help you hide the body.

  5. dpizzle says:

    Puff sleeves have already been back in style…. unfortunately. But it’s sure not because of Beyonce.

  6. Sandra says:

    Anonymous & Laura – Humour much? Irony? Better start catching on, it’s becoming quite a trend.

  7. Amanda says:

    Is is safe to make a deadly threat on the internet now-a-days????? Hmmmmmm….Just wondering!

  8. Down Unda says:

    @ Anonymous: Where did YOU, learn to use a comma? :-)
    That was kind of a random one there.

  9. elle says:

    i think puff shoulders are cute!!

  10. beth says:

    Wow, I hope you don’t get arrested for this comment. You’re thearting a human being on the internet. Don’t you know this is a felony!

  11. lolly says:

    puff shoulders are out of style?

  12. Persistent Cat says:

    Maybe she just re-read Anne of Green Gables. Every time I re-read it, I want to formally change my name to Diana.

  13. Indigo says:

    lmao @ Down Under!! YOU, nailed it!

    I’ll help with the body too Beet. You’re gonna need quite a few of us to pack her around.

  14. rhoniluv says:

    absolutely stuuuunni….boring, boring, BORING!

  15. PoliteTia says:

    LOL with Liv.
    I have to admit that this is the best we’ve seen Beyonce look in several months and the dress make her thunder thighs disappear.

  16. Caz2 says:

    @ Down Unda

    LOL!

  17. V says:

    OMG Persistent Cat! I know exactly why you mean! But I want my name changed to Cordelia Fitzgerald. :)

    Anne of Green Gables & her puffed sleeves… I love those books.

  18. Liberty says:

    omg beet jeez LOL

  19. superchuckholly says:

    I love puff shoulders.

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