I Would Like Miley Cyrus to Play at My Office’s Christmas Party, Please
November 24th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Does my office even have a Christmas party?
I don’t know. I’m Jewish, so I probably wouldn’t be invited anyway. But if we do have a Christmas party, and I am invited, I would just like our CEO to know that if he isn’t too busy cross-suing the MPAA it would be much appreciated if he’d buy Miley Cyrus for us, since apparently she does office parties now. From the Houston Chronicle:
Tweendom’s reigning queen is the star performer at the Lanier Law Firm’s “Christmas Cheers and Charity†party. The annual event will be held next month at the ranch home of Houston lawyer Mark Lanier and his wife, Becky.
The family-friendly extravaganza boasts “Texas Bar-B-Q, fajitas and amusements†on the colorful invitation, which includes a pop-up Cyrus sharing the stage with a guitar-wielding Santa and singing elves.
No word yet on what Miley’s charging for the affair or how long she’ll play, but, honestly, Mr. Glaser, are you about to be out-done by a silly Houston law firm? I have an idea. Why don’t you just buy the law firm, since we are obviously going to be needing a lot of lawyers right now, and then bring Miley here to Seattle? She and I can get drunk and pose with knives. Fun times all around. Just promise me you’ll think about it.
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ya dude only because shes fricken hot!!!!
Her teeth piss me off.
If that doesn’t work out, Beet, there’s always 50 Cent. I saw a video ages ago of him performing at a Bar Mitzvah.
i love fajitas!
This girl will make more money at this one job than my mother did her entire career. yeah Miley…work til you can’t. I wish someone would pay me that knid of dough to perform at their holiday functions…I am available.
My father is an attorney in San ANtonio and actually got an invitation to the party, so I am most definitely going to to go with his invite, get as drunk as possible and gawk at the 50-somethings for booking a 15 year-old retard to play their law firm party.
I would like to see that invitation with the santa and elves playing guitar for myself. Amy please take a picture for us all and send it to beet!
HA! Jews RULE!
Beet you crack me up. I totally forgot about the whole “hot chicks posing with knives” thing so that totally caught me off guard/WAS HILARIOUS.
againnnnnnn same picture that wendie ran yesterday. lets get a little more creative
Um, Beet – this is no silly Houston Law Firm. I know Mark, he is extreeeeeeeeeemly rich and a very sweet and generous man. just saying…he’s probably raising money for Angel Tree or another charity. If it’s a family friendly event, and he can get Hanah Montana to perform, that is fabulous!!
some of u people just care about miley but the rest of youll is just hatin on miley because she know owl to sing and get all money and thinks she a slut because the things r the things u hear maybe its not true she tryin to do her best she cant help it with the boys, like some girls they have trouble with boys too that what miley in right now
you need to not put pics of your self online of you nude and in a shirt and underwear that means u is a slut
you need to not put nude pics of yourslef on the internet that is not write so whatever
you need to not put nude pics of yourslef on the internet that is not write so whatever
you need to not put bad pics of yourself that is sick and wrong
you need to not put nude pics of yopuslef on internet that is not write so water