Caption This

November 24th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Beyonce Knowles performs at the American Music Awards on Sunday.


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44 Responses to “Caption This”

  1. Wendie says:

    Seriously Beet…why must you bait me so early in the a.m.?

  2. Holly says:

    She doesn’t look happy with her weave..

  3. Indigo says:

    Why, oh why does she insist on wearing such ridiculous outfits??

  4. lovez it. says:

    Ugh. Im so tired of her. She’s definitely overrated!!

  5. Melissa says:

    did she forget to wear pants

  6. beefy says:

    “Mane Attraction: One Trick Pony”

  7. Lauren says:

    omg… I’m speachless

  8. Caz2 says:

    WHAT THE HELL IS SHE WEARING!?

  9. c says:

    Which one of you bitches gave me grandma pants and this tri-color weave!

  10. amanda says:

    ha I definitely thought she was raven symone at first glance

  11. Lee says:

    The dictionary called, Beyonce, and they want to put this picture next to the definition of “Not Even Trying.”

  12. Mel says:

    beyonces looking a little chubbs

  13. Amy says:

    She’s turning into an annoying diva.

  14. rhoniluv says:

    “y’all best’ like my big ol’ granny-drawls. mama tina say they the shizzle”

  15. Louise says:

    Perhaps someone threw that outfit at her or summink. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx-uuum2MSU

  16. mireee says:

    Beyoncé is so 2003. Boring.

  17. Erin says:

    So I actually saw this performance for the AMA’s. It was like the 5 minutes I happened to stumble upon. Seriously, this woman can do no wrong in my books. She totally rocked it. I love her body, I love her dancing, I just love her.

  18. heather says:

    I thought her performance was awesome… I must have been living under a rock or something because I had never heard that song before and I felt the need to download it immediately.

  19. PoliteTia says:

    Okay, I’ll say it! Beyonce Knowles is coming off a little petty and jealous since Ri-Anna hit the scene. I can’t seem to get that you-better-not-go-on-stage-with-her face she gave now-husband Jay Z. With his help, RiRi won her first award.
    Thus Sasha Fierce thing just comes off as desperate, from a once beautiful and talented performer. One more comment… Beyounce could stand to drop a few lbs!

  20. Erin says:

    Okay, even though I find it repulsive that she is wearing my mother’s underwear, that girl can DANCE. I wish I had half the moves she does. I still can’t listen to her music, but I have respect for her skills.

    But tell me, how can one dance like that and still be so big??

  21. beefy says:

    I see more Cruella de vil than Sash Fierce, personally. Maybe even a lil “I Beet Off At Work” T-shirt worthy. Not fat fat either, as some say preggers. I kinda thought she lost her famous bootyliciouse butt. Eitherway she does seem to be going back into trends instead of setting them.

  22. Shelby says:

    I hate the granny panties, I don’t think she’s fat, just letting herself go. She just seems like one of those women that are like “Now that I’m married, I don’t have to work out or eat salad anymore!”

  23. Missou says:

    She is one Big Mac away from bein’ a fattie, I’m tellin’ ya…

  24. Aurora In Boston says:

    Honestly Beyonce is just not working for me the past 2 years. I loved Dangerously In Love, and then these last 2 albums just kinda suck. They sound the same, she is boring. I am glad she is looking like a normal size woman though.

    She just boring. YAWN!

  25. Aurora In Boston says:

    and yea the outfits are ridiculous!!!!!!!! is her mom still styling for her, she needs to retire her mom.

  26. tols says:

    “beyonce girl, if u call me sasha fierce one more time ima rip that weave outa our head”

    sasha alter ego giving beyonce a talkin to.

  27. suthunbelle says:

    ” Who let the dawgs out..hoot hoot hoot, who let the dawgs out???”

  28. suthunbelle says:

    or how about…” I’m a little (laugh, snort) tea pot , short and stout….”

  29. Dustin says:

    You bitches need to stop hating,not everyone stays the same size… they always hate you when your money is accumulating… what are you fuckers doing beside yapping ? Beyonce is hot, that doesn’t come from what size she is… i’m betting those of you who are criticizing her are the same girls that are insure about their own weigh and when guys say their girlfriends are getting fat, you women want to get angry with us.

  30. Persistent Cat says:

    “This is how I look when I’m waiting for the microwave to ding.”

  31. Jane says:

    I wonder what she looks like without that mask of makeup and those stupid weaves!

  32. grommet says:

    “Underoos for Adults” packing photo option #1.

  33. nichole says:

    this weave costs more than your house bitch!

  34. Anonymous says:

    i am…sasha troll!

  35. catlass says:

    I think I see a Kotex shadow.

  36. megan says:

    what beyonce lacks in substance she makes up for with badass dance skills. and she is NOT fat-she’s curvaceous but toned-this is just a bad pic.

  37. mambaX says:

    never mind the outfit
    she looks healthy

  38. slouchy says:

    Sasha Fierce gets her metallic claw caught in her weave.

  39. Sprayin' Lead says:

    In the immortal words of Al Bundy, “stay away from the big panties”

  40. Lauren says:

    YUCK. I’ve been so impressed with this girl lately, but granny panties on stage? Seriously?

  41. Monna says:

    “I am my own magic troll.”

  42. scut farkus says:

    sears and roebuck swimsuit catalog circa 1958

  43. BAW(BOY) says:

    what the hell is up!

  44. Oooppsssss…..I think this Fur wearing slut just farted!

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