Karolina Kurkova Has A Weird Stomach
November 22nd, 2008 by Wendie
The times they are a changing.  First, an African-American president-elect. And now, model Karolina Kurkova has made history as well. I didn’t think it would happen in my lifetime, but she has achieved greatness despite having no belly button. This week she was named World’s Sexiest Woman by E! Online.   Â
I guess because I’m a heterosexual woman, I never would have looked close enough to notice that her navel is AWOL. Of course, now I can’t stop looking at it. It seems World’s Sexiest had a herniated umbilical cord as an infant that was surgically corrected.  I could see this being a whole new trend. I can’t wait until people start having their belly buttons removed. It’ll be the new anal bleaching…you watch.
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this chicks not even hot! that face is hella busted! i dont know what people see in her…
her face looks like it’s had work or something…
Kurkova XY. :-)
@ricardo: What?!! She’s gorgeous.
I don’t know what to say. Bored much wendie? I am. How do I know? For a second I found myself seriously considering this idea…gross.
Um has beet blogged about Palin’s turkey pardon ceremony yet. I haven’t seen the post. I thought it would have been a crazy amazing jump off into vegan territory for her. You know it was for the media people on TV who called for tofu turkey. I can not believe it was blurred out.
Wow. I’ve learned something today! I had no idea her navel was AWOL.
Shes very beautiful though…except that’s probably not her best photo!
Very attractive? Yes. Have I seen more attractive women on the street? Yes.
So don’t freak out when I say she’s not hot enough. Hell yes she’s hotter than I am; (even though she has a freak-of-nature missing belly button!) she’s just not hot enough to claim that title.
Am i the only one that can clearly see major lipage there?
tummy tuck side effect
Can you read? Did you even bother to read the post? Jesus christ.
her mouth is jacked up
she’s hella ugly
Wow, rough crowd.
I hope I’m having that Shallow Hal moment that I’ve been dreaming of! :-)
When speaking with a doctor before I had a tummy tuck she asked me as a 20 year old girl if I wanted to keep my belly button or not. No joke I am not lying, she said “Everyone in Hollywood does it after having the “Mommy Makeover”. So unfortunately wendi a person can INFACT choose to remove their bellybutton.
i personally don’t think she’s attractive enough to claim that title. it should’ve been miranda kerr.
Damn, plastic surgery and makeup sure do wonders. I am so glad I am never sticking a scalpel or botox into me because these chicks look like shit. Supermodel? more like average….plastic bimbo.
@ Ricardo: THANK YOU.
I thought I must be taking crazy pills or something, her face is YUCK. Amazing body, but is that really enough to qualify her as THE sexiest woman in the world??
I hope they didn’t get carried away and sewed up her pussy, also.
Do I want to know what anal bleaching is? I think I liked my nice innocent life until I read this post… You are going from strength to strength Wendie, keep it up :)
no belly button is odd looking. And sexy? Yes, definitely. Sexiest woman? Hardly.
clones don’t have navels
As others have said, her face is bleh. The true test of a pretty face is to imagine the person weighing over 200 pounds. If this chick were fat, she would not have a chance in hell at being called “pretty.” I can easily picture her in a baggy stained t-shirt wandering around the grounds of a trailer park wearing dirty pink slippers or something. That face is horrible, horrible to look at.
yeah I noticed that http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/11/16/victorias-secret-2008-fashion-show-ta-pictorial/56199837karolinakurkova1116200825110pm/
oh no. maybe this means that the “all-american”, blonde, blue-eyed look has pushed aside the brunette, exotic look and reclaimed its position as hotness torchbearer. i’m screwed lol
AAAHHHH kill it! kill it! IT’S A CLONE PEOPLE!!
Sorry…I can’t get past the fact that she’s wearing the tattered remains of an old She-Ra, Princess of Power Halloween costume.
Really? Really? I just wish I HAD a body like hers. Belly button or not.
i think she is beautiful
euuh ok first of all the belly button is really weird…second i think the legs are retouched…
how desperate are you all to write anything–this is about nothing,
her BB or anybodies is not worth the space you just wasted.
. Your column is so “yesterday”–”16 minutes ago”, ” would you believe” “yada yada yada” although “not that there’s anything wrong with it” if you like boring and ordinary.
How about your thouhts on India , The war, The economy and how we can help others.