Stars: They’re Just Like Us!
November 20th, 2008 by Evil Beet
They wear Spanx!
Eva Longoria was totes busted flashing her Spanx as she got into the car after a party for her cover of Allure.
Okay, listen up ladies, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret: If you have any complaints about the shape of your legs or your stomach or your butt, and you’re not wearing Spanx, the joke’s on you. As someone with a lifelong Buddha belly, I swear by the things. It’s like getting tummy lipo for 1/100th of the price and none of the messy surgery — the only downside is you miss out on an opportunity to potentially meet a single plastic surgeon, but whatever. You can order them online here (Spanx, that is, not single plastic surgeons … if anyone finds that website, please let me know.) Highly recommended, and longtime Hollywood secret. See, girls? Even megastars don’t always have perfect curves.
A bunch of peeps were at Eva’s party, including Victoria Beckham, Hayden Panettiere, Rosario Dawson, Felicity Huffman, Lake Bell and Heidi Klum.
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That’s false advertising!!!!
That’s like guys stuffing their pants with socks!
ha ha. :-)
she is so gross and such a hanger on. she’s nothing for 44 years and then tries to capitolize on her fulfilling her role as an over the hill boring housewife? and shes so not hot. guys laugh at her trying to be hot. and she married some foreign guy, and all the reports are that she’s horrible in bed. shocking
is it just my critical eye, or is hayden’s arm looking at little out of shape?
forget the spanx…..whats up with her knees?!?!?!
right, I thought it was gonna be some crude comment about rug burn on her knees or something.. :-\
I’m pretty sure she has natural curves, just not smooth non-lumpy ones. Esp under material like that, every demple would probably show.
I love that everyone else wore black and Posh wore white!
i wish i knew about spanx before my wedding! I wouldn’t have starved myself before hand! spanx rock!!! I just ate leftover cold pizza for b-fast and I don’t have to worry about a poochy belly!!! Yeah for spanx!!!
LOL! I believe a lot of celebrities wear spanx whenever they go in an evening dress! But that picture is so mean! Busteeeed! (squeeze it, squeeze it good!)
She should have worn black spanx-much less noticeable
I’m a big fan of spanx–they’re a wedding day essential for me. No way am I wearing that dress without them!
I love Posh’s dress.
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Nnooooooooo!! I went to the Spanx website, but they don’t ship to Canada. I’m devastated.
can you try on spanx in a store? i don;t want to spend the money only to order the wrong size. also, has anyone tried the little spanx briefs or just the girdle thingy? kind of sad i find spanx more intersting than eva longoria!
You can order spanx from nordstrom.com or try them on in the store
Eva’s just trying to hide stuff that is all most of all in the stomach area….HELLO!!!!
Why does Lake Bell look so damn manly in that picture? I know she doesn’t have the most dainty features but she looks very butch here.
lmao omg!! see? if i couldn’t be Pink i would try to look like Eva Longoria.. lol.. she is so beautiful too, i love her.. And the spanx thing is so funny..
But doesn’t the fat just get squished out in other places? I mean it has to go somewhere right?
j, she’s not 44 yrs old. she’s like in her early 30s. not that it matters…but you were way off.