Surprise!

November 17th, 2008 by Evil Beet


It’s Chloe Sevigny … in a bikini!

I don’t know what I expected Chloe to wear to the beach — maybe a long skirt made of palm fronds and a chainmail tank top? — but it certainly wasn’t anything this normal.

She actually looks healthy and happy and maybe even likable here. I’m not sure what to do with this. Very strange.

In Miami Beach this weekend.


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11 Responses to “Surprise!”

  1. She looks surprisingly good, I always figured the sack dresses were hiding some kind of Tara Reid type stomach disaster.

  2. Down Unda says:

    She looks good… though, if she could do with a little cardio to burn the belly a bit more (not that she looks bad! I could use a lot o’cardio myself!)

    (Hey, I was going to say that I didn’t recognize her without a penis in her mouth, but didn’t want to be rude! :-))

  3. Down Unda says:

    delete “if” :-)

  4. It’s the angle though, I have seen other shots from this and she looks surprisingly good.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Coffee on the beach, I dont know why that combo just seems odd to me.

  6. lolly says:

    cute bikini!

  7. gia says:

    i know what i thought…i thought she had better abs…her stomach looks like she just had a baby from that angle. the bikini is cute though.
    when i had HBO i thought she was pretty good on Big Love…

  8. sparkley bitch says:

    @ gia i liked her in big love too, good show bill paxton totally do able! In spite of the fact he is nearly old enough to be my granddad..anyway i digress i think she looks hella cute..

  9. PoliteTia says:

    I’m with Anonymous. The coffee is questionable. Still, I think she is very pretty. She was so hot in “Trees Lounge,” and “The Lat Days of Disco”
    Tara Reid wishes she looked this good and had such a career.

  10. KB says:

    She looks cute when she’s not trying to be so ugly.

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