You Can Party with Paris Hilton on New Year’s Eve — Online! — For a Fee
November 14th, 2008 by Evil Beet
This has got to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
LOCK up your boyfriends - Paris Hilton is about to add more fireworks to Sydney’s New Year’s Eve celebrations when she hits town later this year.
The celebrity ‘it’ girl and the beau she souvenired from Aussie starlet Sophie Monk have confirmed they will be the star guests at the launch of a new online social networking system, Bongo Virus.
Hilton’s rocker boyfriend Benji Madden will also DJ at the VIP party which will be streamed live around the world.
The pay-per-view party will be an invite-only affair for those on the ground in the Harbour city, but for $US5 the desperate and dateless can log on to celebrate with The Simple Life star.
In a press release from the event’s organisers, Hilton is quoted as saying, “I love the idea … Sydney is going to go off this New Year’s Eve … I can’t wait to be partying with the Aussies and Benji deejaying by my side.”
Ummmm … I totally don’t get this. Who wants to “party” over the Internet? Heh, I remember someone once sending me a link to a website that was just a dude sitting on a couch drinking a beer, and occasionally he would mumble something, and it was like “See? Now you’re not drinking alone!” And it was really really funny … because it was free. But who the hell is sitting at home alone on New Year’s Eve and then paying for the privilege of “virtually” attending Paris Hilton’s party? I think we need to track down these people and remove them from the gene pool.
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That is about the ugliest dress I have ever seen Paris Hilton wear.
she looks very pretty in this pic.
“I remember someone once sending me a link to a website that was just a dude sitting on a couch drinking a beer, and occasionally he would mumble something, and it was like “See? Now you’re not drinking alone!†And it was really really funny ”
I don’t think we have to go far to track the losers down.
OMG!! This is sad, pathetic, worthless, …. do they accept money order??
Is it just me, or does Benji look miserable?
holy shit that is the most pathetic thing i’ve ever heard.
I think what’s worse is that she’s going to be in my country for New Year’s. Ugh. At least she’ll be in Sydney.
she is a human barbie! i imagine so many little girls wanting to be like her… pass those contacts & bleach mommy
is he supposed to be attractive?
We don’t want her.
She was on Bondi Beach 2 years ago promoting some crap drink…
HA HA HA HAHAH
this must be the funniest thing i’ve heard all week
pay to party virtually with Paris Hilton? LOL
too funny
i agree with you, we need to track these people down and remove them from the gene pool
paris you are like so cute and i love your dress,like what i would say, “it was cut to fit”.all u haters get lost dont u think she has been through enough.Girl i wish you were comin to JA.