I Think We’re Going About This Amy Winehouse Thing All Wrong
November 14th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Rather than be like, “Oh my Lord, she’s such a mess, she’s going to die soon!” we need to bottle what she has and sell it. You know why? Because Amy Winehouse is invincible. It’s true. She can’t die. A mere mortal would have been dead 1000 times over by now, but Amy? Still going strong! Wearing tank tops in the freezing November London weather! She’s even abandoned her magical beehive, so as to prove that all the invincibility comes from her and her alone. Nothing can kill this girl.
Very impressive, Miz Winehouse.
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i am looking death in the face. this woman needs to get her shit together and in a hurry.
Wow. After seeing her hair like that, I prefer the beehive/rat’s nest she usually has going on.
what THE FUCK is wrong with her face
I really would like to know WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN TO HER??? I liked her now she is just plain nasty poor thing.
Holy crap!!! That first picture scared my cat so badly that she’s been hiding under the sofa for an hour. Come on out, Pepper. The scary lady went away.
Wow, it blows my mind away to think she used to look like this:
http://manchester.diarystar.co.uk/images/amy-winehouse-relaxing1.jpg
DRUGS ARE BAD.
Indigo – I know!!! She used to be very pretty IMHO, now she just looks like trailer trash that you get that yukky ‘unclean’ feeling from when you see them in the grocer’s…
And Amy, you must get rid of that Ronald McDonald hair-don’t. Ugh!!!
She looks like Keith Richards!
it’s a MAN baby!
Her curls would actually be quite pretty if they get just a tad longer…. I much prefer this look to that beehive that looks like a little pigmy tribe has taken up residence within it.
I saw pictures of her from just a few years ago. Amy Winehouse was beautiful! I blame her enabling father, Blake and crack dealers for destroying her looks. But Lolly totally nailed it! Amy has got to get it together.
That yellow in the whites of her eyes is called “Jaundice”… a symptom of poor liver function. The blue tinge to her legs is a symptom of poor circulation. Bad hair is the least of her problems. Make no mistake about it. She’s not immortal. Her options are recovery or death. Fashion choices won’t matter in her coffin.
Looks like “Living Dead Girl” 2 me! Damn, this pics just scared the crap outa me. I don’t wanna see something like that… even in ghost trains!
oh wow, polite tia, lets blame everyone except, um, amy winehouse?
poor thing – but it’s her own choice how she chooses to live and she is supporting herself so it’s her own business. Her parents and her husband can’t make choices for her and it is unfair to blame them for how a grown up woman chooses to live her own life. I only wish she’d get it together with Prince William, sigh how i long for that day!
True it’s her choice but it is also the fact that people “enable” her. Trust me! I had a son addicted to drugs and until he went to recovery and we all had counseling we did not realize how we enabled him and were co-dependents! It was quite a journey but he has been clean and sober 10 years now!! Hope she recovers too!
when she fell out of the ugly tree she hit every branch on the way down then climbed back up and humped it.
whoo hall, that could also be caused by a sexy thing called HEPATITIS!!! Jesus jumped up Christ, if i looked like that i would inebriate my self to death too.
Poor chick.. I feel more sorry for her everytime you post a picture Beet.. I wouldn’t like to be in her shoes ever..
it’s so sad…but she seriously looks like she’s aged like 40 years…it’s crazy.
Amy is a great talent. It’s a tragedy that someone who had everything is dying in such a horrible way. Her family should declare her insane and truck her away somewhere where they can detox her and save her. It really saddens me to see her accelerating towards death.
i don’t understand why nobody is helping her
where is her family? her friends?
somebody close to her needs to step in
this has gone way too far already
holy fing drunk much get some therepy omg and gain weight
braindamage by now,
I think when they put her away it will be for a long time
just sad
i recently saw a picture of her like 3 years ago, and she looked so pretty. it made me sad. it’s not just that she’s sickly thin, her face really looks awful. i hope someone or something can get her back…