Oh. Sweet. Jesus.
November 13th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Riley Keough and Zoe Kravitz in the same photograph.
Excuse me while I orgasm.
This is my angry-hipster-celebuspawn heaven. Can’t you just taste the ennui? The unearned sense of worldly injustice? The exhaustion with it all? Tell me it doesn’t get you off. Just a little bit.
At the aptly-named mtvU Woodie Awards in NYC.
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Damn. This gets me off as well as it does for you.
I can’t take it, celebuspawn crack me up!
Nice to see they are not walking sticks like Allegra Versace too.
These two could chew up Miley and spit her out!
Born with silver spoons in every orifice.
heh…ennui
oh brother…well aren’t they both just ‘too cool for schoo-wall’. give me a fuckin’ break.
meanwhile…but, i was rockin’ that look on the right in ‘87 with my ‘village kid’ friends, and rockin’ the look on the left in ‘97 with my ‘gay club’ friends. can’t these gals come up with something original. sheesh!
what are they known for? the granddaughter/model of elvis and lenny and lisa’s daughter. wow! we get to see the off spring! big deal!
How HOT is this picture! Lisa Bonet and Lisa Marie show Dully-wood how it really is done!
That Riley girl has a strange resemblence to Rumer Willis, doesnt she?
hai le banene agli occhi?
se non ci vedi bene va dall’oculista
Riley è bellissimaaaaa!!!!
To Jane:
You stole my comment! :) I was thinking that Riley is what Rumer would look like if she didn’t have such a huge chin. They’ve both got that long face, thin mouth with the upturned corners. Riley looks like Rumer and the youngest Moore-Willis kid combined with her piercing stare. Riley is actually pretty though.
i kinda thought riley looks like a coked-out alicia silverstone. at least in this pic.
haha i googled for more pictures of riley to strengthen or weaken the alicia silverstone comparison, and what do i find? a picture of riley shopping with none other than rumer willis. LOL
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/startracks/050207/rumer.jpg
If you close your eyes fast enough they look like SamLo.
holy shit! yeah! Sam in a wig and Lilo with a ‘George Hamilton’ tan! lol!
too bad these two can’t have a baby
it does, beet. you bring out some weirdo sides of me. or rather, you put into words my fascination with the likes of peaches gldf.