Joe Jonas Fires Back!
November 13th, 2008 by Evil Beet
My darling, precious Taylor Swift has been shooting her mouth off about what an asswipe Joe Jonas was in their relationship, ending it with a 27-second phone call before taking up with the chick from his music video.
Well, Joe is finally ready to talk back. In a not-at-all-veiled post on his MySpace blog, Joe says the following:
Several things I will state with all my heart…
I never cheated on a girlfriend. It might make someone feel better to assume or imply I have been unfaithful but it is simply not true. Maybe there were reasons for a breakup. Maybe the heart moved on. Perhaps feelings changed. I am truly saddened that anything would potentially cause you to think less of me.
For those who have expressed concern over the “27 second” phone call. I called to discuss feelings with the other person. Those feelings were obviously not well received. I did not end the conversation. Someone else did. Phone calls can only last as long as the person on the other end of the line is willing to talk. A phone call can be pretty short when someone else ends the call. The only difference in this conversation was that I shared something the other person did not want to hear.
There were later attempts at communication that had no response.
I wish the best for the other person but could not sit back any longer and leave our fans with a wrong impression of the truth.
Whatever, stupid JoBro. You were a dumbass to leave the gorgeous and uber-talented Taylor for that stupid chick with the weird eyebrows.
TEAM TAYLOR, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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He has white Topsiders. Enough said.
In two years he and his loser brothers will be Mmmm Bopping their asses over to the Hanson brothers’ house to reminisce about their glory days.
What I just do NOT understand at all, at ALL, is how those three boys are considered attractive, because they are incredibly boring-looking, with matching soulless dead-eye faces, boring - stultifyingly so, with zero character, none. But screaming teenage girls all over the world just love these bland little Disney androids! So strange, I just DO not get it, at all.
That Taylor girl, on the other hand, is very attractive, and doesn’t seem boring at all.
@ Snowblood:
I totally agree with you… I am confused by the Jonas Brothers being all the rage. I think they are butt-ass ugly and completely talentless. They sound like a group of pre-pubescent boys… I’m just not sure what all the hype is about.–I really don’t know what Taylor was doing with him in the first place…
Breaking up with someone (or “discussing feelings” that might lead to a breakup) over the phone is a real douche bag move.
that kid is a real douche-nozzle. That was a lame attempt at saving face.
i like his defense is she hung up on me if someone break ups with u what is she goin to have an hour long conversation NO she obviously is hurt and doesnt want to talk what a jerk off
So she hung up on you. That doesn’t mean you’re not a douche for not DOING IT IN PERSON.
Still, at least it wasn’t a txt msg brkup.
i hate joe.
lmao @ down unda.. I totally agree with you.
what happened to the whole celebute situation ,
jonas brothers were supposesd to be nice christians werent they?
such a bastard ,
what is the jobros puurpose aye? ;-)
Teenaged girls like the Jonas boys for the same reason they like Miley Cyrus. And I have no idea why they bother with Miley.
Give it a few years and they’ll all be touring with the Osmonds.
what. the hell. does he have on his feet.
I don’t see the appeal. ick.
What a doooouchebag.
Taylor Swift, that Jonas brother, both are incredibly boring. So what, two whattheirnames break up and all of the sudden she’s incredibly talented and beautiful.
Team screw them both.
Awww…how about Team They’re Just Kids Being Kids?
ALL OF U R ASSWIPES THIERS ALLWAYS TWO SIDES OF A STORY AND JOE AND TAYLOR NOE THE RIGHT ONE
A(fucking)MEN to that! Apparently you all are just a bunch of fat losers who want to take the female side here. Just because you eat three quarts of “Chunky Monkey” every day and cry over your one boyfriend, don’t get mad at the rest of the world who actually has the choice to move on from other people and date whomever they want. I hope you realize that people DO actually break up with others all the time without being at fault.
A(fuckking)MEN to that! Apparently you all are just a bunch of fat losers who want to take the female side here. Just because you eat three quarts of “Chunky Monkey” every day and cry over your one boyfriend, don’t get mad at the rest of the world who actually has the choice to move on from other people and date whomever they want. I hope you realize that people DO actually break up with others all the time without being at fault.
YOU ARE STUPID BITCHES ALL OF U JOE JONAS IS SO HOT AND YA NOT SO GET A GRIP OON LYF…
You idiots are real funny saying Joe is in the wrong when you have no damn clue. It’s more pathetic than a one legged cat. :)
I’m sure you’re all twilight fans who will drool over the LIQUID SEX that is Edward Cullen. Your deep obsession with this “emotional pron” sicken me, and I hope you provide yourselves with help as soon as your done screaming Edward in your wet dreams.
Carrie Underwood - sings bitchy ranting country song - gets her ass dumped over the phone.
Taylor Swift - sings bitchy ranting country song - gets ass dumped over the phone.
Alanis Morissette - sings bitchy, rant songs - gets ass dumped before wedding.
Pink - sings bitchy, rant songs - gets ass divorced and cheated on.
Beet - Bitches on her blog all day about men, lesbians and depression -single and lives alone with a dog and 3 cats….
TEAM… WAKE-UP-AND-SMELL-WHAT-YOUR-SHOVELING!!!
TSS: Bitches and moans as guest on somebody else’s blog - goes home and plays with himself because nobody wants to deal with the shit he’s shoveling.
Dude, I’ve sat silently for weeks reading your whining. Get over yourself. You are neither funny nor witty. You post on Beet’s blog complaining about her 15 times a day… that says to me you’ve got no life nor friends. You are a guest here… you don’t like it, fuck off. I’ve seen Beet’s picture… she’s cute, has very beautiful eyes, great smile, works hard, is successful, and has a ton of friends. You, on the other hand, have nothing and need to get a life. You are worse than Doris Roberts on Everyone Loves Raymond (well, except that she’s playing a role and gets paid to be that way)
What’s your excuse loser? Fuck off.
(P.S. I hope this entices you to post 700 posts on Beet’s blog. She makes money for advertisement based on traffic. So keep posting you impotent fuck and earn Beet a new Ipod!)
Sorry, but she is a total, total loser.
I got a lot of smack from other Jonas fans for defending how cute, talented and down to Earth she was when they were first rumored to be a couple…
Now I am embarrassed to admit they were all right, she’s a total ass.
It’s okay, Joe - most fans support you and don’t care about this overblown BS. Unlike some country fans, we don’t think your personal business should be, explicitly, ours.
I dont know nothing about this teen soap opera going on but I went to the links to look at the other chick (cause I couldnt remember what she looked like) and yea I would have left that Taylor for the hotter broad too. Good move dude! Good to know you still got some man in you afterall cause after reading that blog of your I was worried. Your fans arent going to stop supporting you cause you dumped a chick…its apart of life, get use to it!
why are you guys making a big deal out of a break up?? GOD they are teenagers they need to go thru this, you guys need to stop being so bitter about the whole things, she can be beautiful but you were not in the relation with them so can’t tell how crazy this “beautiful” girl is.
MOVE THE FUCK ON!!!
that kid Taylor needs for her fans to have pitty for her so she can sell more. ha ha ha ha ha ha kids are so dumb..
the breaking over the phone its just plain and simple, doing it face to face you have to see the drama, the don’t do this and all that crap kudos on the phone kid (joe)
TEAM… WAKE-UP-AND-SMELL-WHAT-YOUR-SHOVELING!!
the jonas bros. are this decade’s hanson…boring vanilla music for tweens….who gives a rat’s ass?
You people don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, those guys are gorgeous and talented. Taylor waited until it was time for her cd to come out and starts trying to gather all this sympathy and left out important facts. I’m glad Joe stood up for himself,she didn’t think he would and thought she would be able to say whatever and get away with it. WRONG!She’s the funny looking one with a rodent face and he was out of the country at the time which is why he had to call.Better that than to lead her on for several weeks.He knew how he felt and called to discuss, I feel for her but she was wrong for trying to drag him down just for trying to be honest w/her.
He is still a douche bag, end of story. His 15 minutes of fame is almost over. Another Hack that deserves no publicity. Who even wrote that statement.
I love how he kept referring to her as ‘that person’.
im so sick of hearing about this whole thing lol
Snowblood, I don’t get it either. They’re hairy little fem bots. Oh and topsiders?? Ah hahahahhahahahhahahaaa!
LOL, can we say DAMAGE CONTROL? That was either not written by him or he had a lot of help. Who talks like that? Those flip flop JB fans make me mad. Suddenly Joe says it’s not true so it MUST BE! He didn’t even DENY leaving her for another woman. It was just written in fancy words to confuse the masses. I don’t care who he dumps or how he does it. I’d rather he flip her the bird than type up a crappy defense like this. I hope she recorded the convo & plays it for everyone to hear.
Also what perfect timing after their myspace & fansites got spammed to death did he suddenly decided to “pour his heart out” with something like this. They don’t care about fans feelings, only about sales & image.
Hmmm…normally I would be on one of the Jonases’ sides (remember the whole Nick & Miley thing? I supported Nick on that one.), but this time is different. IMHO, it was really mean of Joe to dump her over the phone like that. He could have at least been kind enough to do it in person. So I’m Team Taylor on this one. Plus, I’ve always liked Taylor for some strange reason. She seems like a really nice girl.
oh yeahh, and Joe’s new gf has REALLY weird eyebrows.
I love when popstars attack! It’s fabulous entertainment. I can laugh for days on a single blog post.
It’s “TEAM… WAKE-UP-AND-SMELL-WHAT-*YOU’RE*-SHOVELING!!”
Thank you.
TEAM I’M-JUST-SAYING!
u r so right Beet. lol
jonas brothers are great guys and im sure joe would never end a convosation like that…joe and taylor now wat happend and if u wanna believe sum crap story then go ahead and believe it…the jonas brothers care bout there fans and girlfriends and u no wat? i might never have met them but there brilliant singers and if u ppl would listen u would be able to tell that 2
why does everybody care so much about this goofy teenage drama? it happens everyday at my school!!
if what joes saying is true taylors a bitch and shes just trying to get attention. if what taylors saying is true joes a bitch and just trying to seem like a little mamas boy; or maybe theyre BOTH blowing everything out of proportion
i totally agree with u i hope something gets fucked up in his relationship with that caterpillar eye-browed thing but i like kevin and nick tho. i dont like joe anymore hes such an ass and plus hes hideous
he needs to take his unwiped ass back to what ever fuckin part of new jersey he came from!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH