DO NOT DEFAME THE CHIHUAHUA, PARIS!
November 13th, 2008 by Evil Beet
GASP!
Must Paris Hilton plaster her name over everything?
Is nothing sacred?
Here’s stupid Paris Hilton wearing a shirt with the blessed image of a chihuahua, with her name right beneath it.
Oh, Paris. My chihuahua wants nothing to do with you. His blessed little heart loves nearly everything and everyone, but he barks angrily at small children, people who are fishing, public bathrooms and you.
Anyway, the photo agency says this is a pic of Paris leaving her hotel in Hollywood. I have no idea why Paris would be staying at a hotel in Hollywood. Then again, this is the same agency who, earlier in the week, told us photos of Audrina Patridge from July were from yesterday and that Cruz Beckham was actually Romeo. Really, guys, the celebs have their people call in tips, you show up, you take the photo, you upload the photo, you label it correctly and then we pay you gazillions of dollars. How do you fuck that up so badly?
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Why the hell is her name on EVERYTHING she owns??? Where is the satisfaction in that? I just don’t get it…
Her hair is so hot.
And Beet, I want some more photos of Leo! Video would be even better.
At least I note she’s not pretending to read The Economist anymore…
I love how she’s always carrying around some kind of magazine.
Trying to fool us she reads The Economist or The Bible didnt work, so now she just wants to fool us she can read.
Yo quiero Taco Bell?
LOL leigh!
Maybe she’s just leaving a hilton hotel….
i wonder where she got that black bag from . . . those haven’t been on sale in years and it still has the tags
I got side-tracked with the Puppy Cam! Thanks so much for posting that, Evil Beet!
You forgot that Leo also barks angrily @ chickens…
And you talk about the photo agencies labeling things incorrectly and giving you the wrong names and info and its a part of their job to get it right…but as a gossip blogger shouldnt it be your job to get names and things right as well when its a part of your job to relay this info to us? You do that sometimes ya know, even when you arent just copying the name info you get from the agencies. I guess we all make mistakes.
A different gossip site says that this pic was taken as she left the hairdressers.
wow, my poor chihuahua seems to be grumpy today, i guess i understand why……
you’re all so jealous! and i can see why, her life is so easy and still she fowls it all up and is disliked by the majority. what a tangled web she is in. Poor old parisan