Paris Hilton Heading Back to the Big Screen

November 12th, 2008 by Evil Beet


It’s doesn’t seem to matter that Repo! was a huge critical flop — the world is still lining up to offer Paris Hilton film roles.

Up now, an untitled project with director Todd Solondz. It’s “a dramatic family comedy set against the backdrop of a war, featur[ing] the socialite alongside Allison Janney, Charlotte Rampling and Paul Reubens.”

Paul Reubens?

And Paris Hilton?

Oh, this’ll be good.


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22 Responses to “Paris Hilton Heading Back to the Big Screen”

  1. violet says:

    is it just me, or is age finally catching up to her??!!

  2. mcbiscuit says:

    Todd Solondz is very good. I wonder what he’s thinking?

  3. Shan says:

    Maybe he thought Paris was actually her mom.

  4. j says:

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  5. helen says:

    Is it just me, or has Paris’ face aged about 30 years in the last week???

  6. FrozeRightHere says:

    That picture needs to go alongside the definition of Hot Tranny Mess.

  7. Horse Marine says:

    I noticed the same thing, helen. She started looking old overnight.

  8. Louise says:

    I don’t get the whole PH bit…

  9. Tabs says:

    hey!!!!! what happen with the puppies?????

  10. GetYourAdverbsHere says:

    Too…much…..jaw bone…….

  11. GetYourAdverbsHere says:

    Tabs: Their bed appears to be gone, too. Eeeek! No, wait, now they’re back. I can exhale.

  12. HappyGirrrl says:

    Camera angles changed, too, you can see them playing outside their bed ;) Happiness!

  13. Dee says:

    This picture reminds me of the movie clueless: That girl is a monet, pretty from far away but up close just looks like a big mess.

  14. rhoniluv says:

    Geez…she looks 50! The sad part is 50 yr old her is gonna beg for this look.

  15. Anonymous says:

    She looks like a drag queen in that photo.

  16. Lee says:

    I…I don’t understand.

    Why do we want to preserve this person on film, again??

  17. Dj says:

    Wow!!! Paris looks horrid in this pic!

  18. gia says:

    why does she keep getting roles?? she can barely speak properly nevermind act.

  19. PoliteTia says:

    @ Shan and Helen…that was real harsh Tai! Paris has been traveling and annoying other continents. She must be very tired.
    I for one am not interested in seeing any movie with her in it. Let’s face it, Paris’ name does not pack movies houses without those quarter booths in them.
    It’s a shame that some unknown actress, who truly deserves a break in the movies, it losing a job to this no talent skank non-heiress!

  20. Maritza says:

    She looks like a tranny in that photo

  21. Steph says:

    When is someone going to start blogging about the disgusting amount of weight Paris has lost lately? She doesn’t look old. She just looks skeletal. Sad.

  22. Leigh says:

    Just when we thought the Wonky Eye thing was over…
    It comes back and is joined by square-headedness.

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