Beyonce Knowles Is Sasha Stuck

November 12th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Here’s the newly released set of promo pictures for B’s upcoming album, I Am Sasha Fierce.

This looks more uncomfortable than fierce, IMHO.


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34 Responses to “Beyonce Knowles Is Sasha Stuck”

  1. Tasha says:

    she looks good… not perfect.. but good

  2. beefy says:

    she’s rihanna exploring her fierceness through geometry. that bike vest conflicts with the other 3 pics..especially the triangle space suit. imho.

  3. meg says:

    She looks sad…she needs to take some lessons from Tyra.

  4. rhoniluv says:

    ya know what….(ahhhh)….here’s the what:

    you can-not start off as a beauty queen for the 1st 10 years of your career and now be ‘edgy’. it doesn’t work that way. it comes across as gimicky. sorry.

    and the glove…..come on, man!

    and i’m sorry…i love all my homies from the rainbow coalition set (how u doin’?)….but….’fierce’, ehhh.

    it’s soooo 90’s wack coming from her. now, i like to put on my RuPaul ‘Supermodel’ track every now and again like everybody else, but ‘fierce’ coming from Beyonce is wack. and wrong. perhaps even evil. i’ll get back to you on that.

    “GO CONNECTICUT!” WHOA-HOO!

  5. Ariana says:

    Ugh she is such a joke. She is utterly un-fierce.

  6. kthxbai says:

    It looks like she is trying really hard to be edgy like Rihanna….but it actually makes her look really awkward and out of place.

  7. Diane says:

    Who broke out the morocycle dress from George Michael’s “Too Funky” video? Seriously?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXj2TudPCYU

  8. Diane says:

    *motorcycle

  9. Ladee says:

    That is one of the baddest b*tches in the game and one of THEE best permormers! She shuts em down.

  10. Fleur says:

    Grace Jones set the bar for this look years ago, and still holds the world champion title.

  11. Anonymous says:

    So true fleur

  12. Briana says:

    um photoshop much?

  13. beefy says:

    you could look at each shot as the cover for the George Michael’s album, the Rihanna album, the Pink Floyd album, and the Grace Jones album. i second rhoniluv, but i’m not gonna front. i do listen to her ring song and the femalecop song…the video….not the song…grew on me. i still change the radio when the song comes on. give it 2 weeks tops and the ring song will annoy me just as much….

  14. hil says:

    those photos are ridiculous.

  15. Kelly says:

    is it even her? she’s hardly recognizable. i agree with meg, tyra needs to show her how to smile with her eyes.

  16. Sandra says:

    How can anyone debate her ugliness when she’s seriously promoting herself as “SASHA FIERCE”? Hahahaha! Really? A stagename 10 years into the career?

  17. Wendie says:

    She better have given a copious amount of sex favors to the Photoshop dude.

  18. Erin says:

    A totally different genre, but it seems like Beyonce “borrowing” again when I flip to my old “I am Shelby Lynne” Cd - concept, B&W cover…

  19. gtrgrl21 says:

    So stupid………

  20. Ha says:

    I’m with everyone else… the photo editing on this sucks! They’d've been better off to spend the extra and get a decent photographer from the beginning instead of trying to fix it in photoshop…

  21. Jessica Wabbit says:

    Is it just me or has she gotten really WEIRD recently? The whole adult thing doesn’t seem to agree with her well.

  22. Anonymous says:

    sasha fierce is the stupidest “alter-ego” name i’ve ever heard in my life

  23. Vinandi says:

    @ Anonymous

    I co-sign, it is beyond dumb!

  24. terry says:

    Chris Gaines anyone? Stupid fake names don’t work.

  25. rhoniluv says:

    Ok you guys…hears the what:

    whenever i have a pop/style/music dilemma i run it by the REAL TRUTH…my 15 yr old daughter.

    and i asked her, last night, what does she think of the name ‘Sasha Fierce’. and SHE said…”uh, what?”

    i asked her if it sounded cool or corny and she said “corny…uh, what is that?”

    i asked her if it is even cool to say ‘fierce’ she laughed at me “uh…NO!”

    when i told her that was the name of Beyonce’s new album and alterego, my daughter proceeded…

    to put her hoody over her head and look down to her lap.
    That’s the teen body language response for when something is lame or WAAAACK.

    the defense rests.

  26. VeronicaGia says:

    Walk like an Egyptian….sorry, that was the first thing that came to my mind!

  27. Brynja says:

    When you actually name yourself “Fierce”, ya’ know, it’s just not going to be fierce - at all.

    Sasha Fierce? What’s up with that Beyonce.. I always thought you weren’t all that in a bag of potatoes but that’s just plain werid. And I like weird. But this is the uncool “look at me I’m so cool” kind of weird.

    And she looks fugly in all of these pictures - she was never a beauty to me, but this is hitting rock hard bottom..

    Boo Beyonce, you suck.
    Yes I had a bad day and yes I’m going to take it on on Beyonce.

  28. Vinandi says:

    LMAO@ Brynja

    you go girl!

  29. rhoniluv says:

    absolutely. now, let the church say A-MEN!

  30. Nos says:

    @ SANDRA, FYI: Beyonce has always had the alter-ego ‘Sasha’, even from her Destiny’s Child days! She only just added the ‘fierce’!

    BEYONCE IS QUEEN OF ALL…anyone talking bout her being ugly is funny
    !

  31. rhoniluv says:

    wackness

  32. cuchulain says:

    what a complete ASSHOLE! She is so fucking OVER!

  33. Kathleen says:

    She is as retarded as her DANCING!

  34. Val says:

    What’s up with beyonce is that she needs help. You is gorgeous and talented, by messing with stuff she probably doesn;t understand.

    http://thelatterdays.blogspot.com/2008/12/i-amsasha-fierce.html

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