Back in the Saddle!

November 12th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Shania Twain makes her first public appearance since her divorce at the CMAs on Wednesday.

What do you guys think?

I think she looks … okay. I mean, she doesn’t look bad or anything, but I was kind of hoping she’d show up looking fucking incredible and then we could all be like “LOOK HOW FUCKING INCREDIBLE SHANIA LOOKS!!!” and it would be all like “GIRL POWER!!!” and that’s totally not what just happened.


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18 Responses to “Back in the Saddle!”

  1. Horse Marine says:

    I think she looks awesome. =) It’s hard to believe she’s in her 40’s. Mutt Lang is a mutt.

  2. c. says:

    she looks like that girl from 90210…the one who played darcy on degassi.

  3. Melady says:

    She looks like she’s wearing a bad Barbie outfit from the 70s- lame shoes with foo-foo nylon flowers and the first dress I ever sewed for my Barbie at the age of 8. I did not sew well.

    Nobody died, Shania.. get rid of the black and hire a stylist.

  4. oozoey says:

    It is very Barbie, especially the shoes. I don’t like country, but I do like her, admire her even.

  5. Taylor says:

    I saw some high-resolution photos of Shania from tonight’s CMAs, and she definitely looks like she got botox done to her face.

  6. Donkey Punch says:

    She must be really, really, really, really frigid in bed. Did you see the woman that Mutt Lang cheated on her with?

  7. Jessica Wabbit says:

    If you dont think she looks totally incredible there you need to have ur eyes.. or head.. checked. I wish i looked a 1/3 as good as her knee, let alone the rest of her.

  8. stefanie says:

    so i came onto this website just to see what you would say about shania, and let me tell you – when you post her OTHER dress, you will retract your previous statement.

  9. Taylor says:

    stefanie is right, her 2nd dress of the night will make you say “LOOK HOW FUCKING INCREDIBLE SHANIA LOOKS!!!” Lots o’ cleavage being shown off.

  10. Mel says:

    i didn’t even recognize her.

  11. TJ says:

    She looks gorgeous other dress way better…I liked the knee comment funny but true…

  12. lolly says:

    why is she standing so goofy?

  13. Donkey Punch says:

    > why is she standing so goofy?

    Butt plug.

  14. The dress is fine if a little plain, a bold necklace would have made it ok, I do however take issue with how she stands. Miss J would literally have a field day with her.

  15. Anonymous says:

    You have a real thing for the way women look after a break up dont you?

  16. lolly says:

    she looks like she is smuggling something under there!

  17. jathan says:

    really? i think she looks great, and better than the long dress she was wearing up higher on the page.

  18. Judy says:

    I think she looks HOT! She always does. She has a beautiful smile and her inner light shines through.

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