Zoe Kravitz Works the Red Carpet
November 11th, 2008 by Evil Beet
I totally ::heart:: this celebuspawn. She’s got “fierce” down to a fine science.
Here’s Zoe on the red carpet for the MoMa film benefit gala honoring Baz Luhrmann in NYC.
Also there: Jessica Biel, Joy Bryant, Anna Wintour, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Donald, Melania and Ivanka Trump, Rachel Weisz and Eva Amurri.
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She’s got Birkenstock down to a fine science. For my emotional dollar, Eva Amurri is the fiercest celebuspawn. She is glowy and dewy and she knows seven ways to kill a man.
she’s beautiful, but she needs to take paris hilton’s seminar “standing on the red carpet 101″:
lesson one: stick out your boobs and touch your knees together
lesson two: somehow bend one knee while touching your knees together
lesson three: put your hands on your hips without letting any of the flesh of your arm touch any part of your body or else you will look fat. In fact, touch your elbows together behind your back or at least try.
lesson four: stick your butt out and suck in your gut
lesson five: put your chin down and make fish lips that will put any myspace poser to shame
I have seen her look much much worse, so this is a vast improvement.
On the contrary, Lolly — little Zoe has obvs been cribbing notes off quirky, hipster supermodel Agyness Deyn (scroll to the bottom for an abbreviated, albeit illustrated guide to slouching).
im sure she’s fierce….right after i get past her fugly looking legs. i don’t think this is her best look or maybe her best pose.
i like zoe, but i’m just not sure why she’s wearin’ grandma’s ortho sandals on the red carpet. FUG shoes. fug fug fug.
oh and, wtf on maggie g’s pelt? seriously? i know she’s different, and i like her for that, but wearing your car seat cover/throw rug on the red carpet = NUH to the UH. sarah palin did many things for our culture, but one them was not making animal pelts cool. for anyone. ugh.
uhmmm… Her shoes? HORRID
she’s got that ‘dirty’ feel to her like lisa bonet. i hate to say it…but she looks a lil’ ewww. i can’t explain it. like washing everyday isn’t a necessity for her. i dunno.
Shows that “cool” can be heredity… I love Ivanka Trump, said it, whew… and who is in the pics before Ivanka; one thing I don’t like about the pic posting now is there is not a “who the fuck is this” under pic.
she has fierce in her blood
I ::heart:: Eva Amurri. Interesting dress on Joy, but I think I like…
Looks like a bag lady. Ick.
Fierce??? Nay. More bored-looking Ho, than anything else. And, while she looks quite homely here and is HORRIBLY dressed (especially those fucking shoes) I have seen her looking better.