Just Because
November 11th, 2008 by Evil BeetHere’s Audrina Patridge, in a bikini, filming scenes for The Hills.
What’s that?
You want close-ups of her tits and stomach and bikini line so you can compare and/or masturbate to them?
In the thumbnails, kids. In the thumbnails.
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and here she is in July when these pictures came out….
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/07/22/audrina-patridge-bikini-black/
Next July can you tell me who won the presidential race again so America can masturbate to that to?
You could seriously get a marching band between her breasts.
She obviously has a great body and is in terrific shape, but her boobs are really weird-looking. She could do with a better fitting top. Hike those babies, up. And try to do something about that massive gap between them. A better surgeon, maybe?
Oh, and why is she famous?
I’m guessing she’s pretty low maintenance… the kind of woman you can take camping. :-)
EB, you mind reader you.
TSS, I would imagine that it would be more embarrassing to KNOW when those pics came out than to NOT KNOW when they came out
true/false?
Woah, TSS, it is REALLY SCARY that you knew that.
The photo agency has them marked as being from today.
So, yeah, you’re definitely the tragic one here.
@ FatLisa
False…
I just remember a hot girl being in a black and purple bikini so I googled it and that site came up. The date that it was posted is placed above the article so it was easy to infer.
Silly little fat girl….
Those titties are garbage!
@ Evil Beet
Yeah… I feel “tragic” that I remember a body like that.
Good God help me Lord Jesus…Erase this hedonistic image from my head and replace it with a hanging Proposition 8 sign on Michael Phelps’ pee pee…..
Helpful Hint: The Reverse Psychology thingy is really really fun when you’re bored (i.e….I did it yesterday on a Harry Potter peen video you posted ) but it doesn’t work so well on dumb asses like me….
Besides, I dated a girl that looks a lot like Audrina…what can I say, the sex was memorable….
Lmao @ TSS.
Shes got a hot bod. Im tres jealous. But those boobs.. are a big no-no lol
hahahahhahahah I am far from fat. That’s hilarious. Calling a thin person fat isn’t going to make them all upset, TSS. but good try, I guess.
I wonder why you think I am fat? Cuz I said that knowing when the pics came out was embarrassing? I didn’t say anything about Audrina.. even though I think she has a very awesome body, very toned. Her boobs may be a little weird, but they’re still pretty impressive.
dude, it’s cool if you are obsessed with the Hills girls. Just you know, own up. Its weird that you think anyone SHOULD know when these pics came from. Like, it’s not a picture of her going to vote in said bikini, and Beet is all “THIS WAS TODAY!!!!” and everyone is like “Uh, no, obviously those are from last week.” Bikini does not equal context.
@TSS You’re a mean mofo aren’t ya?… it’s kinda fun.
Do you like to tease the girls you like the most… like in Kindergarten.. when the little boys do it and then chase the girls around the playground… because they’re still developing social skills…
Too cute! : )
refund gap.
shit, TSS is way, way, luckier than i am. when i googled hot girl in purple and black bikini, here’s what showed up. i swear, the dude has all the fucking luck when searching for jackoff material.
http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=8601
She is such a bobble-head. Her dome is HUGE compared to the rest of her body.
well actually Erin, her head is fairly proportionate to her big fake boobies
:)
..ouch you guys!
I really do think she’s pretty tho! She’s not perfect (who is?) but I do think she is beautiful.
I can’t get passed her horse teeth to even notice the rest of her.
All I see is teeth…
I remember when these pics came out, they were in one of the gossip mags about celebrity hot bodies. other gossip blogs posted them.
skanky