Today Is About Nudity and Puppies
November 10th, 2008 by Evil BeetIt was only a matter of time before somebody snuck a cell phone camera into Equus and got some quality footage of Daniel Radcliffe’s nether regions. And by that I mean his penis. Yeah, it’s a penis. You will also see breasts and vaginas. The video is after the jump. It’s NSFW, but it’s art, dammit.
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i am NOT looking at harry potter’s magic wand. nosiree.
omg omg . I can’t watch the whole thing. I can’t. I’m home alone yelling “It’s wobbling about! IT. IS. WOBBLING. ABOUT!” My cats are not amused seeing as they don’t see a cat treat wobbling about….or maybe they do.
ew.ew.ew.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! And for the record, that’s me doing the screaming version, not the opening-wide-and-going version.
that was acting? i don’t think so. but it was fucking hilarious.
Wow, that play looks awful. No wonder why it has so much nudity. The acting and writing are horrible.
omg. i wish i hadn’t just watched that.
theyre sleeping right now. at least, two of them are. somone moved the camera to block out the rest of the room.
i hope the others are safe. im worried!
cold?
nope just really small
yeah can i get those two minutes of my life back?
what the fuck was that?
Umm.
Tiny
OMG…How could you watch this? You people are REALLY sick mother fuckers!…..
You knew what you were about to see, but you clicked play anyway.
Atleast we now know who on here mastubates to perverted child porn….
1. Lolly
2. Cor A Looker
3. GetYourAdverbsHere
4. hil
5. Dylan
6. (reserved for DonkeyPunch)
7. Megnolia
I really thought better of a couple of these names…but…you never know where the freaks are. Make a list people …
And the ones that come back to defend themselves are the REAL sick perverts…. the one you keep away from your babies….
DISGUSTING NASTY ASS MOTHER FUCKERS!…. please don’t ever reply to my comments…..
Those are some mighty big balls.
TSS you douchebag, did i not say i wasn’t looking?
i swear the smartest thing to ever come out of your mouth was a penis!
AHH DISTURNG! i cant ever see him as ANYTHING else other then Harry potter. I JUST SAW HARRY POTTERS WAND!! AHH!! im so disturbed right now…
Now I hesitate to say whether I watched it… or not.
better than all that puppy stuff you keep pushing at us!
^^^lolly….funny stuff.
Maybe Daniel is a GROWER NOT A SHOWER….and that is a pretty impressive ball sack.
@ lolly
I sincerely apologize… This shit was so disturbing I misunderstood what you typed. I’m sorry, but this is some fucked up child pornographic shit. As soon as I read it I was like, “no one on here’s gonna watch that sick shit”
Take lolly off the list and add molly
and nichole and zoe
SERIOUSLY …that’s fucking disgusting.
What has been seen… cannot be unseen.
Pass the eye-bleach please.
Best post ever Beet, there are not enough celeb penis shots. I was getting sick of celeb vag.
Daniel is not a minor- he can crawl up on a stage and do whatever he wants- acouple of years ago it would have been a major issue- why now? as an adult- he can do whatever he wants. sheesh- relax.
find a happy place
find a happy place
Yeah Pee Wee Herman wasn’t a minor either when he “performed art”, ….so why was he fired? I guess all those network ceo’s, managers and parents were all dumb closed-minded people.
Fine it’s “Art”. Whatever…..just watch it and do your thing…
Seriously… don’t reply to me anymore… EVER
TSS – are you a guy?
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t know if I will be able to sleep tonight.
oh hey that acting was really good though! i’m impressed. i saw equus the film and found it disturbing, but harry radcliffe potter watson is doing really well in this part.
i am NOT looking at harry potter’s magic wand. nosiree
DITTO
Oh man. I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone. How surreal.
Oh TSS, Wish for me to lolligag at you? Will you feel way more uncomfortable? That penis is of age, thanks. And I am merely 21. I think I am allowed to watch ART. Pee Wee was doing naughty and using the art excuse do chill my friend.
It’s not like I actually enjoyed the clip.
Potter Penis….
My eyes will never be the same again..
Daniel is a grownup. Therefore I say:
Cute balls.
Stupid play.
We get it, you put it in her….
sad…
I don’t understand why TSS refers to this as child pornography. 1) It’s a play. So he obviously consented to it. 2) Daniel Radcliffe is not a child, he’s 19. 3) Lots of people went and saw the play so I don’t think it’s that gross for anyone to watch it…
Watching the Harry Potter movies will never be the same again.
See, now THAT could have brought Voldemort to his knees.
Oh man…
i am so not watching it, I’ll never be able to watch Harry Potter if I watch it.Not happening. NOT HAPPENING.
@ meg
I said you guys were right….stop replying and typing my name.
He’s a WHOLE 19…awesome…that makes it ok. I can’t wait for Dakota Fanning (the little girl from ‘Sam I Am’) to turn 18 in just 3 short years so I can see her fresh little vagina and tits. It’ll tie me over until little Suri Cruise becomes of age…
A bunch of people went and saw the play??? Yeah I bet they just walked right in at 1 hour into it just to see Harry Potters dick and balls and then went outside to smoke a cigarette after that scene was done.
Any medical doctor or psychiatrist would diagnose you as perverse and sexually & emotionally immature.
SERIOUSLY…. From now on just NEVER reply to my comments and I’ll stop replying to yours and we’ll both be happy.
I think he’s really handsome and fit and nice looking.
I think it’s so immature when people look at flaccid penises and then judge men based on that alone. Flaccid penises are supposed to be small! They grow considerably when they’re erect. In fact, small flaccid penises are more likely to be large when erect, than are large flaccid penises.
And yes, Daniel’s balls are larger than I expected.
If you don’t want people to reply to your comments TSS simply cease making them…
But I, for one, would miss you.
After reading the comments I think I can live without the cell phone video. If I really want to see naked people on stage talking shit I’ll buy a ticket.
wow, i must say, I didn’t even have to watch the video… the comments were comedy enough. TSS, if anyone on this page is sexually and emotionally immature, it would be you my friend, not the people who view play as a work of art…. but you, the one who is having hissy fits over something as silly as a naked person.
Oh I get it. “Someone.” Right evil b. Someone.
Man chicks do have it better. The only thing Disney princesses have to do to “grow up” or “grow out of” being type cast is produce an edgy homeless bare back vogue shoot, get out of or get into a car, or come up with some “stolen” naked shots of themselves. Harry Potter has to pretend to shove his magic wand up horses. Sheesh.
What a flop.
it’s… tiny
@nomen cognomen …really? … hmmmm … good to know : )
p.s.ers I didn’t watch it… still have virgin eyes… : )
WHY did i watch that?
my poor eyes may not recover. what a shame.
He will always be harry potter and he will always be 12 to me. I thought he was 12. Obviously I was wrong. Is he even 18? why do they have to be naked? This is not the age of aquarius… that “naked in a play” shit is extremely overrated.
Hoe-Liegh-Shit
wtfwt?
was that Harry Potter? i had no idea who Daniel Radcliffe was.
BAAHHHAHAHAHAHAH!!! That was awesome! Awkwardly awkwardly awesome! I think he’s got a case of blue balls… yea we get it Dan, u put it in her, but obviously, u didn’t finish! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i’M GOING TO REWATCH ALL MY HARRY POTTER MOVIES NOW!!!
Umm… fire the agent Harry.