Paris Hilton and Her Child Bride
November 10th, 2008 by Evil Beet
At the premiere of Repo! The Genetic Opera in Las Vegas.
God, she is starting to look so much like her mother.
And he? Is starting to look so much like her son.
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She looks like a tranny trainwreck and he looks like a gaunt little man going through some sort of withdrawls. They are such an odd couple. Maybe that’s why it works???
Oh shit! When did mini-me get so tall?
god, beet, you’re right! look their faces!
her: ‘i wonder if the handlers fed the kid yet? bad enough i have to walk with him. this better not make me look old, i’m still hot. sighhhhhh….’
him: ‘if i act cool this time, you know stay cool, they’ll HAVE to serve me tonight. i know for a fact that they’ve been serving miley for like ever. man i wish my mom didn’t dress like such a whore in public….’
they look amazingly odd together. in a bad way.
and daaaaaang paris got super super skinny. and he looks like a widdle boy. make she is getting even skinnier to encourage him to lose weight.. she is probably sick of being known for dating the pudgy madden twin
Is it normal to walk around with a cell phone in your hand all the time?? Is it an accessory now, don’t these idiots have purses?
Paris Hilton is also going to go blind from wearing blue eye contacts 24/7. You have brown eyes moron not blue!
She is just gross!
Yeah… I agree dpizzle. She looks so much like a guy in drag. Her face, legs and ass especially…. she’s so skinny there aren’t any curves to make her look womanly any more. Gross really.
I think she needs to dial it back a little if she wants to stay relevant.
hhmm…they are both losing so much weight…maybe they are on the adderall diet.
WOW he is so short, she was on a UK talk show on Friday teatime and she was absolutely adorable.
Paris Hilton wearing black??!!! Wearing tights??!!
I miss the days Benji looked normal.
Still, I never thought Id see the day he was the hotter twin.
These girls are bad influences (to state the obv.)
Hotter twin? They have faces like a smacked ass.
I see she is still doing those weird poses that look like she threw out her back and is trying not to let on that it hurts. It’s like sexy meets orthopedic exercises.
Her eye makeup is all wrong. I mean, it’s right for someone else, but wrong on her. And the hair is WAY too Falcon Crest.
Last dance
Last chance
For love
Yes it’s my
Last chance
For romance
Tonight
She looks like a white Donna Summer.
The disco queen look has GOT to GO!
laughing my ass off! that is all.
Paris is a big waste of good air, time, and money.. but, even though i have to hold back from gagging for 2 seconds to allow myself to admit it, i honestly think shes actually been beautiful recently. At least FINALLY I can give the conceited airhead a compliment.. but, you know, with all the money she has she shoulda been pretty a LONG time ago. I guess years of face lifts will finally get you looking decent.
I think she looks more like her Father then her mother.
her jaw line is more Square.. her mothers is more pointed at the chin..
my 2 cents.
PARIS LOOKS HOT!
Paris has been lookingpretty good lately.
Despite Paris being shallow, vapid and basically just plain dumb, I find her to be quite attractive. Hot would be a better word. Ya, she’s tarted up with too much eye makeup in this shot but so what.
Most guys would kill to just be seen with someone that gorgeous.
The question is why is she dating a tattooed midget who’s dressed like a mortician that can’t grow facial hair?
benjie is losing a lot of weight. i hope he isn’t on paris and nicole’s crack diet. crack is whack.
Does he always just wear black? all the time? :/
she has weird kneecaps. just sayin’
Hilarious @ Blondie. I will never stop looking at her kneecaps now!
Wow, he has lost soooo much weight. He’s becoming one of THEM!!!
lmao she looks like an oooooold old cheap hooker….. What a horrible dress, super slutty fishnets, and horrible fucking shoes… How can she go out looking like that? holy crap…
he looks like a dwarf!
so true, so funny!
ostrich…
cuteness
human comedy