Beyonce’s Dress Makes Her Sick
November 8th, 2008 by wendie
I know I am tough on Beyonce. Her talent and hair are issues for me. However, as this is the era of change, I wish to reach out to the most devout of Beyonce fans. Call it my own personal reaching across the aisle. I am trying to understand the other side’s point of view and I need your help. From this side of the aisle, I must admit that there appears to be something seriously wrong with the girl. I mean, she’s at the MTV Europe Music Awards wearing a Space Building. How can you possibly be OK with this? For years I’ve tolerated watching her wear her mother’s “custom creations” which consisted of being slathered with Elmer’s Glue and having 17,000 spangles thrown at her. Whatever stuck was how House of Dereon was born. And now this…
I absolutely love the description of this Gareth Pugh dress…”made of elastic bands and rows and rows of YKK zippers.” Well elastic bands can be bought at Staples and YKK zippers are the most common zipper known to man. This is the zipper brand of Toughskins. It’s like bragging that your premier restaurant only serves the finest vintage of Mountain Dew. I don’t consider this a selling point and you need a selling point when you are trying to sell a frock where everyone’s going to greet you with “Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto” every time you wear it.Â
So I ask you, members of the Beyonce fan club, is she just a fashion pioneer or am I on the right track in thinking that her stylist is doing lines at Fashion Week?Â
Pictorial below of Beyonce as the full realization hits of what she has on her body.
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Yeah, the dress is fugly, but how can you dispute that she has talent?
i’m not a beyonce fan but i like this “dress”, a little kooky, what’s wrong with that?
lines…lines, lines, and more lines. probably off beyonce’s ever-spreading ass.
that’s my vote.
Beyonce knows how to sing. That is for sure. But her stylist should be fired for this. It’s Robobeyonce.How can anyone like it?
It’s wrong in so many ways.
BEYONCE - GET THAT FUCKING MECHANICAL SHIT OFF YOUR HAND. i’m so fucking tired of seeing her robo-tron wannabe edward scissorhands glove. she needs to get the fuck over herself. her snobbery and utter disdain for fashion overshadows her tremendous talent. please God, at least take the glove off.
Stupid dress straight out of Barbarella. None of you guys will know what that is, I guess.
Man, she looks like a Romulan from Star Trek Next Generation.
Fire the stylist.
If this dress is from House of Derion…she is solely supporting the fam. Good Lord, it is just stoopid looking, and she sings well, just sings dumb songs…still.
she looks like an armadillo.
Armadillo…GREAT!
well that’s one way to appear skinny. who she think she is? janet jackson?
WHAT. IN. THE. HELL?
LOL @ c. - that is such a Janet outfit
Poor thing, she just can’t get enough attention, can she?
If I were a designer and my name sounded like “pew” I think I’d change it. “Is that a Pugh?” “Why yes, an original Pugh.”
LOL.. I don’t have a big problem with her singing, i wouldn’t ever waste my money buying her cd’s, but if she was on the radio, and if im feeling lazy to change the station, i’d listen to her..
Now, on her clothing… I do have a problem, i mean, the woman is beautiful, but geez! what the fuck is wrong with her stylist? I don’t think i have ever seen a pic of her dressed up like normal people.. She is always wearing the weirdest shit.. And it is ridiculous..
seriously, wendie?? where does your irrational hatred come from, towards all these celebrities? what have beyonce, mischa or linds ever done to you? its a good job your so perfect isnt it.
There us no excuse for that dress. EVER.
Why is she still famous? She is so overexposed. I’m over it.
She’s hiding her sister in there some where. Two shoulder pads.
I just think that you should be doing better things with ur time than hating on beyonce’s clothing. Every time I hear her talk i think she’s a phony. But it seems like u dwell on her way too much.
What happened to her? She used to have a bit of style and used to be beautiful. She’s changed so much
hay i love zack efron? date me will life
HAHAHAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD….I was pissing myself at the picture but after your “Domu Arigato, Mr Roboto!” comment Wendie I am now hyperventilating!! AHAHAHAHAHA
I am not a huge beyonce fan but music is my life and there is no denying the fact that beyonce can sing so I dont understand why that would be an issue.
She is her own person rather snobbish or full of herself thats her you are not forced to watch so if you do not like her style or her as a person then let her be and get on with yourself.
I do not love everything she wears but I think the vintage style is hot its much more classier then some outfits these chicks with no talent are wearing today.
Make your own statement set your own trends. The followers will follow and the leaders will lead so hey if it works for her go head b and put your freakin dress on space suit whatever feels right to you…..