Um …
November 7th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Mischa, if you don’t want us commenting on your recent weight gain, let’s avoid these poses in the future, shall we?
Seriously, though, Mischa’s put on some weight lately. No, I’m not calling her fat or overweight, because she’s not, but what do you figure could be the cause of our itty-bitty Mischa becoming such a … er … full-figured Mischa?
At the DSquared party at the Chateau Marmont last night.
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she looks good from the front.
I’m not calling her fat either…. I wouldn’t want to insult fat people.
Either her ass is a lard dispenser or she’s trying to sneak the cast of Jon & Kate plus 8 into the party.
And did she even get dressed for this shit or did she just get out of bed and the sheets got stuck between her ass cheeks again???
i love how happy she looks. her confidence is showing all over her face.
come on i dont like her but look at her arms! shes still thinits just that she more bottom heavy so people see the difference there and call her full figured
People need to leave her alone. Maybe she’s eating “normally” now. I think she looks good. Not every woman has to be a perfect in shape size 2. Saying things like this is exactly why girls feel so insecure and pressured these days.
My BACKFAT just twisted up in horror! AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh!
Hey Mischa…S-P-A-N-X.
Celubacks are NEVER cute. You heard it hear 1st.
what is a spanx?! someone please tell me.
NEXT TIME SHE SHOULD WEAR BLACK,NOT WHITE
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES WEARING GRANDMA PANTIES AND YOU CAN SEE HOW IT CUTS HER ASS
SPANX (check the dot.com) is a miracle supa-undie that lets chix with BACKFAT (myself included) rock my bitchin’ DVF dress without lumps. Lumps should stay in mashed potatoes, agreed. Speaking of…
anyone doing any alternative to turkey on thanksgiving?
rhoniluv:
turducken
NOT saying she’s fat- but this dress/sheet/bedding ensemble makes her look heavier. I think she definitely could have worn something more figure-flattering.
I think she looks fine. I wish people would just get off her case. So she’s a normal human being! SHOCKER!!!
Full figured? I think she looks really normal, compared to what she used to look like. I think the dress isnt really flattering, especially from the back. I think anyone would look like they have a giant ass in that thing.
lau_ren:
Lololololololol!
I was looking to do min. work, i.e. cornish game hens. there’ll only be 5 of us. lame ass or…?
People fill out when they get older. She looks like a woman now, not a teenaged boy with boobz. I think everyone should shoosh about her (normal) weight because it’s just……not news. Now, if she had become dangerously obese, a druggie, or taken up some other horribly unhealthy habit, then have at her. But otherwise, dang.
Sh finally looks good! not in this picture, cuz that’s a bad pose…but in the other ones, i can tell she looks much better!
I think Mischa’s losing her job, arrest and not finding work has made her depressed. The food and booze are just used for comfort.
That’s just her default ass. The reason they call her Mushy. In a normal world, she looks fine & should go with her natural body however she’s in a line of work where thin-ness counts.
I think people are being really nasty. You’re either too skinny or too “fat”. I think she looks great, anyone saying she doesn’t is clearly jealous.
only others in ‘backjelly’ denial would say that she looks great and we are jealous. they have a cream for that.
rhoniluv: i think that sounds delicious. it’s fun to experiment with different types of food to serve for thanksgiving other than the usual turkey dinner. :) hope it turns out great!
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lau_ren: thanks.
I figure hens need love too. :-)
She still looks pretty twiggy to me. You picked the only picture of the bunch in which she appears to have any body fat at all. I think that dress in just very unflattering to her ass.
Also, who gives a shit about Mischa and her slight weight fluctuations?
leave her alone, she looks healthy what is so wrong about that? She isn’t trying to be a toothpick like most celeb’s these days….
why isn’t this girl dating a black guy yet? don’t let reggie bush she that phat ass is all i gots to say.
I think she looks like she’s at a healthy weight, but that weight IS more than it used to be. And I think I remember that’s she’s a pot head, so that’s probable why she put some pounds on. My sis used to be a super skinney minney, a zero was baggy on her. Then she started smoking pot a little, then ALOT. And now she’s a snug 4 or comfy 6.
i hate it when i don’t get invited to the fat girls’ toga parties!
beet isn’t saying she’s fat or looks bad, she’s just saying that mischa has gained a little bit of weight, because she used to be the skinny girl on the OC.
rhoniluv: thanks for the info. as i am a veggie i will be rocking the tofurkey for thanksgiving. i am glazing it with apricot glaze and making cornbread and brussel sprout stuffing with wild mushroom gravy.
she looks good for your definition of “fat”…. geez, just cause she was a toothpick before doesn’t mean she’s fat now.
@ rhoniluv: Veggie Lasagna…weird, I know, but my fam was all vegan for YEARS…..no turkey, no…bad, bad. Just an idea.
BTW, I think she looks lovely, glad to see her without the stoopid, hideous headbands and suede knee boots.
Maybe she got her back fatter on purpose. I know my back is pretty boney so I worked hard to gain weight on it :P what do you guys want, a toned back?
i guess not working, so not feeling the pressure to be thinner, eating a lot, and not exercising will do it
She never, ever looks good. Can she not afford a professional stylist who can help her look her best? She has, absolutely, the worst taste in clothing and make up, and has no sense of how to hide her flaws (believe me, EVERYONE has flaws to disguise), and enhance her her attributes. She has become famous for, not being a successful actress, but for looking like Hell.
she isnt fatter, she has disproportionately BIG hips and an ugly face… you see that something is off about her, so it seems like she is fatter but no it is definitely BIG hips and an ugly face.
She just have a NORMAL and HEALTHY weight.
:D
-for now-
I think she looks healthy for once! Unflattering dress though.
I would hardly call her full-figured…do you know what that means? It isn’t Mischa. She still looks rail-thin to me. Seriously though, the full-figured comment pissed me off. Who cares? She isn’t anorexic and isn’t that the most important part anyways?
I think she looks pretty even if it is an ugly dress.
darkempress– you think she has an ugly face? hmm
I really always thought her face was her best feature. I think she has a gorgeous face. She doesn’t have the most perfect, proportionate body in the world.. that’s true.. but I think she has a super pretty face
don’t really like the dress, but she looks good.
Her head looks oddly small and she has gained weight but I like the look minus her tiny head.
She looks great. What I see here is an investment for prolonging life. Most girls don’t realize how hard it is to maintain a size 0 body. What’s the point of being skinny with drama, when you can be full and happy!