Scarlett Johansson Abuses Time-Honored Makeup Trick

November 6th, 2008 by wendie


It’s a fairly well-known trick to put different colors on top and bottom lip to even out their appearance.  But the key is like…slight variations in color.  Scarlett Johansson’s mouth is all I can look at.  Her mismatched mouth appeared at A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Cure Parkinson’s 2008 Benefit for The Michael J. Fox Foundation.

Does Rachael Ray only watch the first twenty minutes of every episode of What Not To Wear?


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28 Responses to “Scarlett Johansson Abuses Time-Honored Makeup Trick”

  1. Nadine says:

    um.. wendie, the pic isn’t there…

  2. Lindsay says:

    glad i’m not crazy =P

  3. str says:

    yeah, so where’s the pic?

  4. Beet Czar says:

    Good to see Elizabeth Berkley at a more important event than a grand opening for a new Dunkin Donuts… and don’t know who Thalia is, but she is hot! loved Scarlett’s lips too; almost as if you couldn’t see them. :P

  5. jenn says:

    wendie, maybe you want to post the picture

  6. wtf chuck?! says:

    I just think it’s funny that she bagged on the picture, but it’s not here. I guess she’s just not on her game, since it’s a weekday and all

  7. Eyes of Green says:

    Poor Rachel Ray - her hips look two miles wide in that ghastly dress.

  8. Indigo says:

    Oh, I was afraid the pic was so hideous that my computer was protecting me and wouldn’t let me see it!

  9. Tabs says:

    you talk about her mouth but where is the pic?????

  10. Tabs says:

    @Beet Czar Spanish singer and actress she has a really small waist really small!!!

  11. Demoness says:

    Pic is up now!

  12. Jane says:

    Oh wow, her face isnt looking too swell in that picture.

  13. Mary Sunshine says:

    The colour of her lips does not irritate me as much as that horrendous colour she chose to “highlight” her eyes with.
    And… her dress looks like granny underwear. Honestly.

  14. heyhey says:

    is it just my computer screen or is there two bruises on the same spot on each of her arms?

  15. rocksee says:

    I didn’t know this was a time old tradition - for what though?

  16. Tiffany says:

    That mouth is ghastly! I cannot avert my eyes!!!

  17. Blondie says:

    am I missing something here? the color of her lips look normal to me…just pursed in a weird way.

  18. arden says:

    beets on vaca so i’ll just be on dlisted

  19. PoliteTia says:

    LOL with Eyes of Green!
    Rachel Ray must be a great cook! If she refers to sandwich as a ’sammy’ one more time, I slap ten pounds of fat off her pork-like fingers!

  20. Emily says:

    I’m sure there is a reason why her lips are doing that, like pressing them together too hard or something? I don’t know! But I don’t think it’s worth making a blog over.

  21. just me says:

    I love Rachel but she seriously needs a stylist or if she has one, she needs a new one!

  22. Jamie says:

    I want that dress. I don’t think it looks like granny pants, but its awesome in the form fitting sense. I want it.

  23. Donkey Punch says:

    Lips? I am too busy looking at her huge tits.

  24. ThatLisa says:

    lol @ the what not to wear reference

  25. paige says:

    i think her completely awful and unflattering eyeliner attempt is worse… that’s how all the girls at my high school used to wear their eyeliner and i could never figure out if it was because they found it easier to line the bottom and just skip the top or if they were trying to look punk. why scarlett would do that is an even bigger enigma.

  26. wtf chuck?! says:

    *That’s* what Wendie’s baggin’ on?! That? Wow. SJ has been doin’ that for what seems like *years*! I mean, yes, it’s not a subtle difference between the two shades, but it’s unsurprising to me. Then again, since it’s not my job to look at celeb pictures, I may not notice that the different colors aren’t the norm for her.

  27. Sheila says:

    You’re supposed to wear the lighter color on the BOTTOM lip to make it look full. She has it backwards.

  28. d.i. says:

    scarjo is fucking gorgeous. she’s incomparable. in these pictures, she’s fucking hideous. the makeup is all wrong, her skin looks clammy and pasty, and her hair color is so bad. i’m sure the latter is for an oscar-buzzed indie movie or something, but damn.

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