Twins Are The New Black
November 5th, 2008 by Wendie
Star Magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with…what else? TWINS! The battle of the dueling uteri lives on! Ok, it’s Star so I’ll hold off on buying a gift but wouldn’t it be great if it were true?
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She looks really good in this picture! If a little angry..
Don’t tell me the father is the pubic hair kid…………. john mayer… ugh that is not good
That picture is from her guest spot on 30 Rock. What is with all of the twins you know that they are all getting help with it there is no way that many people in such a small circle are all having twins naturally.
John Mayer spawn? Oh, America, as if the breach of civil rights today wasn’t enough. You had to go and produce something truly evil.
Wouldn’t it be wonderful it Brad were the Dad! That would send scant Angelia right over the top. I bet she would stop eating for at least two months. Just wishful thinking!
Sorry Wendie, but I just don’t believe any thing in Star. By the way, you are doing a great job.
Wow. She totally looks like an alien in that picture. How black and souless are her eyes……she really IS with John Mayer.
@Tabs
“the pubic hair kid”–awesome! what a great movie title you’ve come up with!
if twins are the new black, then black twins must be the bomb. can she please have black twins? biracial babies are so beautiful!
I really think she isn’t trying unless she pops triplets out and is seen out within a month back to a size triple 0….
Otherwise, pshaw, she’s just a follower.
Oh God let it be true! Jennifer deserves to be happy and she really wants to be a mother.
whore. who is the father.
*raise hand