Janet Jackson Finally Makes It Official

November 5th, 2008 by wendie


Janet Jackson has finally stopped the bleeding and cancelled her pathetic Rock Witchu tour.  Apparently there have been some…um…scheduling conflicts.  Or empty arenas.  Whatever.  Previously cancelled dates are not being rescheduled and ticket holders will be refunded.


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10 Responses to “Janet Jackson Finally Makes It Official”

  1. rocksee says:

    I don’t even remember what her last single was. Oh right, Escapade.

  2. suthunbelle says:

    Poor thing, all that talent wasted with one drunk night at the nipple piecing parlor, tsk tsk, Ms. Nasty.

  3. PoliteTia says:

    This is very sad. Those costumes are hideous. It’s time for Janet and her music to grow up. The yo-yo dieting has got to stop as well.

  4. Mercedes says:

    Looks like Zorro autographed her neck.

  5. catlass says:

    She needs to just park it and enjoy her money.

  6. Down Unda says:

    Is she trying out for the Tron remake? :-)

    She looks about 10 lbs and a missed mustache waxing away from this guy: http://www.freezedriedmovies.com/blog/uploads/Tron.JPG

  7. Coral says:

    just one more weird story to add to the jackson family saga. wonder how long ’til we hear what really caused her to cancel all those shows. it seems like if vertigo had truly been the problem they would’ve said so much earlier than they did. unless it’s hard to diagnose or she had an atypical case or something.

  8. MIKE W says:

    SHE HAVING A BABY

  9. Sparky says:

    I saw a show on this tour. She’s fat, out of shape and now 40 something. The sex kitten thing is laughable, you’re nearing menopause. Time to act your age cos no ones buying it.

    But the funniest part of this is that she now has “scheduling conflicts”

    Ummmm…. 54,000 tickets the first 6 shows.

    I think she’s had conflicts trying to schedule people to attend a show by a star who is no longer relevant to the new generation

  10. ThatLisa says:

    hahhahah Escapade!!

    that song was great! :)

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