Score One for Miley Cyrus
November 3rd, 2008 by Evil Beet
Her hottie model boyfriend, Justin Gaston, dressed up as her ex-boyfriend, boy-bander Nick Jonas, for Halloween.
Ah, to be sixteen again, when this sort of bullshit is not only acceptable but demanded. Next year, the man in my life, Leo, is going to dress up as my ex-boyfriend, too. He’s already a dog, so all I’ll have to do is stick a joint in his mouth and we’ll be set.
I gotta admit, though, Miley’s new man is way hotter than Nick. Then again, I have a tragic thing for male models.
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This is an example of DAMN GOOD WRITING…… witty, factual, and humourously degrading.
I was THIS CLOSE to giving up hope and just starting my own blog.
Thankye Lord Jesus
(Wendie… take out your etcha-sketch and take notes!)
To bad most male models have the brain of a Squash.
lmao, me too beet, me too
Please tell me Zoolander is your favorite movie too…
ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh yeah he looks gooooood!
he is a sexified nick j
WAY HOT.
How the hell did Miley Cyrus land that?
Way hotter then that Jonas kid.
LMAOOO @ this post!!!
i lol’d my ass off at leo and the joint
Sad he isnt 16 though, isnt he like 20?
This guy is 20 years old, dating a 15-year-old, and making fun of her 16-year-old ex-boyfriend.
Doesn’t he have anything better to do? Like having sex or going to strip clubs?
TSS should def start his own blog
i totally agree with jk and i think that’s an asshole thing to do it if was meant like in a mean way. If it was all jokes and stuff then…you know…whatever.
There’s no other reason for a 20-year old underwear model to date a 15-year old [virgin] Disney sensation… he’s riding her coattails to fame.
How many of us knew who Justin Gaston was before he started dating Miley?
I know it was Halloween and all but I think Justin is a jackass and I personally think Nick is much cuter,his looks are more exotic,Justin is just ordinary.
lmao what do you mean this one is way hotter than Nick? this one at least looks like a man.. Nick is so gay and ugly as fuck.. And probably has way more talent than Nick, too..
I’m not one to defend a Jonas, but Nick just turned 16. Who would expect him to “look like a man”?. He’s not a man, he’s an adolescent.
i agree with you!
id say both are attractive, but favoring one over the other has to do with individual preferences.
and yes, comparing a 16 year old boy, still in puberty, to s 20 year old man who models underwear…who is almost out of puberty, is hardly a fair comparison.
@ liz-
before you start commenting on people you don’t know having “the brain of a Squash,” check your spelling. it should be ‘too’ bad.
what is that? 4th grade grammar?
Ikew whoh was, Idid m Nashville Star nights. but yeah JUSTIN IS WAY HOTTER than Nicole Jonas, and be eal Nick is ot a man he is a kid who likes to play games, with girls, and if JUSTI is using Miley, wele isn’t the first s did NICK and his brothers, they all used her, I fee kinda bad or ehr, bt at least unlik Nicole JUSTIN is a cool guy. and has great sense of humor my cousin lives close to Miley and Jutin is really nice.
just to let u know he is not my boyfriend we were just having fun no need to be rude
if being a slut like miley cyrus is the only way for me to land a guy like justin then i’m all for it!