Because Sarcasm Can Sometimes Be Difficult To Detect

November 2nd, 2008 by Wendie


i.e. Tori Spelling is Pretty, Steven Spielberg has gathered many of his Hollywood connections to make the concept a little easier to grasp.


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42 Responses to “Because Sarcasm Can Sometimes Be Difficult To Detect”

  1. J says:

    isn’t ryan reynolds canadian?

  2. TSS says:

    How about grasping the concept that this video was already posted on here????

    http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/10/29/more-celebs-want-you-to-get-out-and-vote/

    FUCKING MORON…

  3. medimary says:

    i love steven spielberg!!

    easy there, toxic…..
    not everyone sees EVERYTHING on beets site.
    and the timing of wendie’s post is just PERFECT.

  4. Sarah says:

    “isn’t ryan reynolds canadian?”

    Haha. Interesting that you point out the Canadian actor but not the two English ones.

  5. TSS says:

    sorry there medimucil…

    I forgot about you guys with the trailer park internet hooked up by two dixie cups and a string…

    can you tell wendie to post a video of your relatives inventing the fucking wheel… I want to see how that shit turned out.

    FUCKING MORON #2

  6. Anonymous says:

    That was awesome.

  7. d.i. says:

    TSS is my hero. note to wendie: don’t insult beet’s readership.

  8. ricardo says:

    what a cunt ^^^^

  9. d.i. says:

    i DO have a cunt. how cool! did you learn about that in sex ed this year? i totally did!! middle school rox!!

  10. laura says:

    orlando and sacha baron cohen are english, tsk

  11. censorthis says:

    what this really proves is that steven spielberg has made yet another shitty piece of film that’s totally unwatchable. that’s all i got out of it. it’s time to wish him dead wendie!

  12. censorthis says:

    re; tss

    i do have to agree with tss wendie. i mean, come on, it was only about 3 or 4 days ago when she posted it the first time. what the fuck is wrong with you, princess? and don’t start telling us you have a life of your own, or some ignorant assed excuse like that! you must know by now that your entire weekend belongs to the loyal and dedicated readers of this amazing blog and that you are here for only one purpose and that is to make us happy and content at whatever personal cost. get your shit together before the queen beet shows you why her first name is evil. and don’t say you weren’t warned.

    re; d.i.

    yeah, let’s don’t insult beets readership. we’re way, way, way too fragile for that. cunt.

  13. Doe says:

    Okay, so. This was posted in response to some of the comments on the Tori Spelling post. Some people didn’t get that the heading was sarcastic, and Wendie posted this video to kind of ‘demonstrate sarcasm’, as that is what it does in the beginning. She didn’t post it not realizing that it had been posted earlier.

  14. thehappyapple says:

    I THOUGHT this had already been on beets site..huh, you think that wendie would at least read the blog that she works for.

  15. Anonymous says:

    That Tori Spelling post was retarded. Don’t get me wrong, I wasn’t offended or anything. It was just a reeeeally weak attempt at humor.

    Also, this post serves no purpose other than to be combative. What the fuck ever, wendie.

  16. Trace-mace-2000 says:

    Ah Sacha (:

  17. Briana says:

    ummmmm didnt I comment on this video like… a week ago?

    EPIC FAIL

  18. Anonymous says:

    Um, I hate to be this person, but was my comment denied postage?
    Because that would be annoying.

  19. spooky says:

    this is wayyyyyy to long

  20. Snowblood says:

    Jesus. Censorthis, TSS and d.i., unholy trifecta of asininity. What the fuck’s your rude-as-hell problem? Jesus christ, again I’m astonished at how little mean-spirited bitches like you continue to relentlessly shit all over the writers of this blog. Fucking astonishing.

  21. Snowblood says:

    And I didn’t happen to see this video a week ago, I am happy it was here again tonight, plus, yes, the timing to re-post it IS perfect. Thank you, wendie.

  22. Dariana says:

    I love the % Friends and % More Friends videos, I think they are done soo well! Reversed psychology is one good strategy! And to gather so many faces for one purpose! Makes you think seriously about doing your damn duty and vote!

  23. Dariana says:

    Oh, sorry for that, it was supposed to be 5 Friends and 5 More Friends :D

  24. TSS says:

    How about grasping the concept that this video was already posted on here????

    http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/10/29/more-celebs-want-you-to-get-out-and-vote/

    FUCKING MORON…

  25. TSS says:

    How about grasping the concept that this video was already posted on here???

    http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/10/29/more-celebs-want-you-to-get-out-and-vote/

    FUCKING MORON…

  26. rockcriedout says:

    I missed this the first time, so thank you for re-posting :)

  27. TSS says:

    How about grasping the concept that this video was already posted on here?????

    http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/10/29/more-celebs-want-you-to-get-out-and-vote/

    FUCKING MORON…

  28. TSS says:

    @ Snowdweeb

    You’re right… That’s not annoying at all.

  29. rockcriedout says:

    hey TSS, I’m in Australia so here it’s 11pm not 5:05am like it is in the States. why are you up so early/late?

    (I’m gonna go ahead an assume you’re in the States)

  30. TSS says:

    Actually it’s 7 a.m. in Florida… and I just got off work mate.

  31. rockcriedout says:

    :) we do use that word. I love true stereotypes.

  32. TSS says:

    Actually it’s 7 a.m. in Florida.. and I just got off work mate.

    (in case you missed it the first time)

  33. TSS says:

    We use that word too…

    but in more of a homosexual prison-lingo sort of way.

  34. ribbet says:

    it’s 4 am and i’m up too but only because my daughter was up at 3 a.m. puking her six year old guts out. now she’s asleep, but i’m awake. i love parenthood.

    thank you for the laughs tss and censor this.

    why do people feel so passionately about wendie pro or con? i don’t get it? but then i don’t get why people hate rumor willis either.

  35. ribbet says:

    oh, damn i’m tired. i meant to type that i don’t need foreign people telling me how to do my american civic duty. really people how ridiculous is that? are we making psa’s for their elections?

    is it november 5th yet?

  36. Whatever says:

    Um okay.

  37. medimary says:

    go take a nap, toxic.

  38. censorthis says:

    re; snowblood

    lucky for you that i don’t like to reply to people that have avatars of marilyn monroe as it’s obvious they are either skinny little flaming gayboys or really fat ugly chicks, both of which i abhore when i’m off my meds.

  39. jennatar says:

    @ribbet I honestly don’t have a very good reason, but here goes: spacing. The first thing I learned in writing for print and web was, stop putting two spaces after every period. It took me a long time to get used to that — and now, seeing it anywhere else completely drives me up the wall.

  40. kirstie says:

    HAHAHA the Borat parts are frigging GOLDEN

  41. ribbet says:

    @jennatar- oh dear, i did not know that spacing rule. i will have to now make a concerted effort to not drive people crazy with my spacing. damn i just had to backspace. ;-)

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