Why, Chelsea, Why?

November 1st, 2008 by Wendie


Chelsea Handler was on site at the Charmin’s Plush Potties for the People launch in California this week.  I am trying to imagine the conversation her agent had with her prior to booking this gig.  “Hey, Chelsea, Charmin…yeah..the tissue people…want you to appear at the launch of their tour Potties for the People.  Here’s the deal: you get escorted by guys in tuxes to a toilet that’s in a trailer.  When you are done, they clean it up for the next person.  The goal is to celebrate clean toilets across America.  What do you say?  I think it’s a really relevant appearance for you.  The sky is the limit for you if this goes well.” 


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15 Responses to “Why, Chelsea, Why?”

  1. Abbi says:

    They used to have those at musikfest and they were the fucking sweetest toilets ever. The line was long but it was so worth it.

  2. Sometimes says:

    She looks great at least.

  3. Tracy says:

    I don’t get it…

  4. melissa says:

    I know. I love her and I saw her mention this on her show… wondered why. And yeah, she does look great :)

  5. zoe says:

    love her!

  6. slouchy says:

    Oh, Chuy – how could you?

  7. Coral says:

    Maybe a dirty toilet killed her best friend so she vowed to support Charmin’s Plush Potties for the People in her name.

  8. Snowblood says:

    Oh, so it’s some kind of a special toilet or something? Otherwise, I SO don’t get it. But hey, it’s Chelsea Handler, whom I absolutely adore, so I don’t care what the hell’s up with this, frankly, weird-as-hell promotion. If she’s selling, I’m buying! As long as I can afford it, which I don’t have money laying around to buy fancy toilets with but you-know-what-I-mean. I fucking LOVE that woman!

  9. catlass says:

    I am so confused.

  10. cutie 411 says:

    how pathetic. I wonder what went wrong in her screwed up big fat ugly head!?!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. N says:

    It makes total sense! She has a potty mouth and her show is full of toilet humor (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

    It is the perfect cross-promotion. I am surpised Beet didn’t see the humor in it.

  12. jj solari says:

    toilets are neat. i have 2

  13. ken york sr. says:

    OHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh,woman. first off I must say you have sexy knees. And lil chewy,well your kinda sorta lucky. Yuo can stand flat footed an see heaven. OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH you lusky lil man. The crappers are good nuff to sit an read a while. hugzzzzzzzz

  14. Scruffy Puffy says:

    chelsea is such a FAT UGLY PERSON AND EXTREMELY SHALLOW ON THE INSIDE. SOMEONE RUN HER DOWN WITH THEIR CAR ALREADY! GET RID OF THIS SCUMBAG.

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