Okay, it’s actually good for a laugh, but, is it just me, or is that totally not her singing?
I mean, as much as I hate to admit it, I listened to her album more than once, and I don’t think this is her singing voice, even as altered as it is.
You guys, I am so obsessed with the new BritneySpears.com, mostly because they keep posting awesome shit like this.
Here’s Brit-Brit working out at home with her trainer.
It’s just Britney lifting some weights, but somehow I find it so entrancing. Plus I love the way her legs look these days. Britney, you’re totally thinspiration for me!
More stuff that’s just too good to be true: Variety reports that The Jonas Brothers have signed on to make their big-screen debut in the film adaptation of the Walter the Farting Dog books. While it’s not official, it’s looking like the Farrelly brothers will direct.
The title character in the “Walter” books is a fat dog with severe flatulence. The brothers play musicians whose parents are asked to care for the dog by an aunt just before she passes away.
“By the time they’ve driven the dog home, everybody’s head is out the window of the family station wagon but Frankie, and only because he has a serious sinus problem and doesn’t notice the stench coming from Walter,” said Peter Farrelly.
While his brothers play music, Frankie and the gaseous hound get involved in a plot that involves liberating a koi fish and thwarting jewel thieves.
DUDE.
My dog needs to star in this movie. Or at least provide the smells. He is the farting-est puppy on the planet. Honestly he weighs seven pounds, but sometimes I have to evacuate entire rooms for hours after he infects them. The first time I ever heard of this book is when I was Googling for “Why does my dog fart so much?” Not a joke. It’s true.
Damn, things are not looking good for the Janet Jackson Rock Witchu tour.
LL Cool J has ditched out as the tour’s opening act, citing “scheduling conflicts.” It’s probably also related to the fact that Janet keeps canceling shows. She’s only got two left at this point, anyway.
What a total disaster.
David Letterman’s just kind of making a cottage industry of making The Hills kids look like morons. I guess it’s not that hard a job.
Up now: Lauren Conrad.
Matt Damon supports his candidate at an early vote march in Miami Beach.
And, look, I don’t know what the deal is with all the dogs, but it just occurred to me that if no one thought to make doggie sweaters that say “Bark Obama,” capitalism has totally failed us.
Elizabeth Berkley: Still the most famous person at the relaunch of Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC.
Seriously, Liz, when the only appearance requests you get mandate you posing with an over-sized lollipop, you start passing on appearance requests.
I’d just made my peace with the rolled boyfriend jeans.
Why must you constantly test me?
