Fresh from BritneySpears.com: new pics of Britney in dance rehearsals!

Yay Crazy Conservatorship Britney!

Get down with your legally insane self!

I’m still a little bitter with her for announcing at the VMAs that anyone who doesn’t wear a promise ring is a slut, but, still. Jordin Sparks actually was looking quite good at this Avon charity event in NYC. It’s amazing what a team of stylists can do, isn’t it?

If you, like me, have been waiting anxiously for the opportunity to drop $70 on a Native American-style bracelet designed by a socialite — who is, uh, native to America? — you can finally breathe a sigh of relief!

Nicole Richie’s jewelry line, called House of Harlow, is now available at Kitson and online.

In fairness, most of the pieces are under $70, and some are as low as $12.

None really stand out as being particularly attractive to me, though.

People should be protesting this outfit no matter what.

Jessica looks like hell these days.

At the Macy’s 150th birthday celebration in NYC.

As this election winds to a close, Barack Obama is ramping up, with an appearance on The Daily Show on Wednesday and a rumored appearance on SNL this weekend.

A major-party Presidential candidate doing The Daily Show just days before the election?

Dude, when Jon Stewart started out his silly little fake cable-news show, who would’ve thunk it? Amazing.

Above, find a clip of the last time Obama appeared on The Daily Show.

It’s an HBO match made in, um, the Twilight Zone.

Word on the street is that, after filming a guest spot on Entourage, Jamie-Lynn Sigler fell in real-life love with Jerry Ferrara, aka Turtle.

Says a source: “One thing led to another, and it got a little more serious than a fling. Jamie married and divorced [manager A.J. DiScala] at a young age, so she’s learned the lessons of love. Jerry’s a good guy.”

This “source” is kind of dumb. Jamie did get married and divorced rather young, but that’s all well in the past. Her most recent split comes after a years-long relationship with restaurant manager Scott Sartiano. So obviously she hasn’t totally mastered the love thing.

And Jamie’s response when asked about her relationship with Turtle? “His name is Jerry,” she said. “Look, I’ve known him for a long time. Obviously you meet people and you get closer working together. I’m not saying yes! He’s a really good friend.”

For what it’s worth, they were both present at the Breeders Cup Championship on Saturday, although they didn’t pose for photos together.

If you’re in the U.S., the full season premiere of 30 Rock is available now.

Watch it above or click here.

I love this show so much. It’s been a stressful couple of weeks, to say the least, but I felt a calm fall over me the minute I heard Liz Lemon’s voice. This show is my one escape for the cruel, cruel world.

Thanks Mike!