Archive for October, 2008

Ewwwwwwwwww!

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Could John Mayer’s facial hair look any more pubic?

Ewwwwwww I think not.

Ew I’m so grossed out by him at this event. I would not let that face anywhere near my vagina. His face-pubes probably have crabs. And I am usually not one to make the you’re-so-slutty-you-must-have-STDs jokes, but ewwwwwwwwwww. He’s so diseased-looking here. Like he’s gonna walk off the red carpet and out to the corner to find a $3 crack whore to suck him off.

Actually, he won’t have to leave the building; Ryan Starr was at the event, too.

In Case You Missed It

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Check out Barack Obama on The Daily Show.

Um … is he sitting in front of a blue-screen or did they really find him a spot in Ft. Lauderdale with a bunch of old-fashioned books and a U.S. flag? It looks ridiculous either way.

Your Daily Paris

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Miz Hilton’s still in London, still out every night, and still posing for photographers.

I actually think this is a cute look.

Still Employable!

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

I’m not quite done being devastated that Dirt was canceled (that show was genius, people!!! GENIUS!!!), but at least Courteney Cox is moving on — she’s signed on to do a pilot of a show called Cougar Town. Rowr.

ABC has ordered a comedy pilot in which the former “Friends” star will play an attractive newly single 40-year-old mom with a 17-year-old son. It comes from “Scrubs” creator Bill Lawrence.

“Forty-year-old women on TV are so beautiful and perfect and wrinkle-free,” said Lawrence, who first worked with Cox when he was a writer on “Friends.” “People don’t do the reality of it, and there is a real comedy area about a woman who is talking about Botox, about having sex with the lights on and how her body is changing.”

This is the kind of show that could either be unbelievably awesome or totally tragic. I like Courteney a lot, and I hope it does well.

Get Ready for Halloween

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Lip Dub IUT SRC Rouen 2008
by arcanes-prod

This is a fun little “Thriller” viral video made by some French community college students.

Note that it’s all one shot.

Cool, eh?

I Can’t Wait!!!

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

I wanted to wait until Friday to show you guys the pics of Leo in his ladybug costume, but we did a test run today, and I just have to show him off NOW. I can’t wait another second to share him with the world.

How absurdly cute is he??????

More pics here.

I was toying with the idea of running a Cutest Pet Costume contest for Evil Beet readers, but, ya know, Leo would have to win no matter what, so it wouldn’t be fair. HOWEVER, if you want to send a photo of your pet in his/her costume to evilbeet@gmail.com, subject line “EB Pet Costume,” I’ll just run them all on the site so we can ooh and ahh over your adorable monsters. I LOVE PETS IN OUTFITS!!!

Ice Cube to Break into TV World

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Multi-hyphenate Ice Cube has one frontier left to conquer: television. And that won’t be left for long. Cube has signed a deal with NBC to write and produce an hour-long buddy cop series. It’ll be an action comedy.

“As we continue to expand our roster of diverse talent both on-camera and behind the camera, a guy like Ice Cube, who’s multitalented, is someone we really wanted to be in business with,” said NBC chairman Ben Silverman. “He’s had an amazing career, to have gone from NWA to this.”

Can I just say how much I love that an NBC chair with the name of Ben Silverman just casually dropped a reference to NWA? Love it. I sincerely hope that at some point prior to the election John McCain manages to talk about the economy and note that “cash rules everything around me: CREAM!”

Will Cube show up in the series? Maybe.

“We really want to capture his voice and his eye for talent, and his producing acumen,” Silverman said. “If he appeared in the pilot or series, we’d be really excited about that.”

Aw, I have such a soft spot in my heart for Ice Cube. My college boyfriend was a huge fan, and so I spent many years listening to The Predator over and over again. “Today Was a Good Day” was our song. I knew every word to that entire album. My boyfriend and his buddies used to get me drunk and make me rap at parties. Praise the Lord, this was in the days before everybody had digital cameras with video, but still. There are photos. And they’re not pretty. But I guess of all the things a boyfriend at Arizona State could get me drunk and make me do at parties, I got off comparably easy. And it’s not that I’m saying that the entire male population is Arizona State is kind of rape-y, but I’m not really denying it, either. GO SUN DEVILS!

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