Archive for October, 2008

McCain to Host SNL This Weekend?

Friday, October 31st, 2008

We heard rumors that it would be Obama appearing on SNL the weekend before the election, but now it’s sounding like it’ll be McCain instead. Sources inside NBC are reporting that the Republican nominee will make an appearance just days before voters hit the polls.

Is anyone honestly undecided at this point??

HOW???

The Evil Beet Pet Costume Gallery!

Friday, October 31st, 2008

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Wow, you guys, honestly, my stomach hurts right now from laughing so hard at all the photos you submitted, and my mouth hurts from smiling. Your pets are ADORABLE. Not as adorable as my dog, of course, but still. Insanely cute.

I tried to group the photos by costume — there are a bunch of bumblebees, some witches and pirates, a couple of prisoners and a handful of chickens. There was also a Yoda, a Ghostbuster, a Batman, Alice in Wonderland (who gets to be the headliner here because her owner is EvilT), a Mermaid, a horse with a cowboy, a frog and a duck, Kanye West and a variety of other creative and hilarious ideas. I sincerely hope these pictures make you guys as happy as they made me.

If you sent me a photo of your pet and you don’t see it here, it is probably because you did not make your email subject line “EB Pet Costume.” I tried to get all the photos, but I get a ton of emails/tips and it’s hard to sort through them all, which is why it’s important you use the subject line specified. So, before I start getting emails asking why your pet wasn’t cute enough, check the subject line of your outgoing email and, if necessary, resend it. Everyone’s pet is cute enough!

Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

An angry teenage boy unhappily poses with his mother, FEARNet president Diane Robina, who has dragged him to the organization’s annual Halloween bash in NYC when he’d much rather be at home playing baseball or listening to Nirvana albums.

Also there: a little-known actress by the name of Lindsey Lohman, who, if you believe the Hollywood murmurings, is poised to be the Next Big Thing.

For Halloween, Lydia Hearst Is Dressing Up as a Ridiculously Skinny Person

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Oh, what’s that? She always looks like that? Huh. Well, I guess she has to be better than Paris Hilton at something, right? The Other Heiress hosted a Halloween shindig at 1OAK, and no one famous showed up who wasn’t related to her, but that didn’t stop little ol’ Lydia from posing up a storm in her series of costumes. Honestly, I don’t even know what these costumes are. The first one? Might be some sort of journalist. Ah ha ha ha! Oh, Lydia. Look at you! Making fun of those paparazzi who soullessly hound you after you have your people call in tips. All that horrid attention that you in no way beg for. Oh, what a sense of humor you have, young lady! And the second one? WTF? Is that a wood nymph? Oh, God, that’s totally what I should have been. “I’m a wood nymph, yo. Get it? I’m a total nymph, and I give you wood. GET IT???”

Caption This

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Zac Efron rocks a little — uh — bruise on his neck.

REMINDER: Send Me Pics of Your Pet in Costume!

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

As a Halloween treat tomorrow, I’m going to run a photo gallery of ya’ll’s pets in their Halloween costumes. Thank you to those of you who have already submitted photos. They’re making my inbox a more joyful place.

If you’d like to submit a pic of your pet in his/her Halloween costume, send it in an email to evilbeet@gmail.com, subject line “EB Pet Costume.” Try to get it in at some point tonight, although I may be able to do a second gallery during the day tomorrow, but no guarantees on that.

The photo gallery will be up tomorrow morning!

I’m So Famous, Ya’ll

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

In an effort to detract from the gigantic set of lawsuits they’re currently battling with the MPAA, the RealNetworks corporate blog has taken to talking about — who else? — me. Since I technically work for them and stuff. But don’t tell the CEO. He’ll probably go to court and try to get an injunction against me. That’s just what they do around here.

I sat down with the fabulous, super-smart and super-cool Lacy Kemp, who runs the corporate blog (and has totally promised to teach me how to snowboard this winter!), to spill my guts about gossip blogging. You can check out the full piece she wrote here.

Thanks Lacy!

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