Comments on: Not That You’ve Cared Since 1986, But Corey Haim Is Getting Married

By: slouchy

slouchy — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 18:02:52 +0000

That post was so strange: wedding announcement, cancelling an appearance and a warning to a stalker.

It’s like enclosing the family newsletter in a condolence card or scrawling, “stop stalking me” on the bottom of a wedding invitation.

By: Lee

Lee — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:30:25 +0000

So is his name Corey or COREY?

By: keevy06

keevy06 — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:33:59 +0000

who?

By: Down Unda

Down Unda — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 06:23:00 +0000

Charile Sheen should have left his Leukoplakia ass on the field 24 years ago.

By: Oh the sHaim of it all...

Oh the sHaim of it all... — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:10:55 +0000

Is it just me or are all of his teeth a different color like Indian corn?

Jason Patric was delicious back in the day. The Lost Boys was all about him.

Death by stereo…

By: ccd

ccd — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:52:59 +0000

Tiffany’s not that much better. Her incessant rants on her message board (and a few on YouTube if you search) make Haim look golden.

http://www.tiffany-shepis.com/forum3/search.php?search_author=Mainbitch

Don’t forget to buy a dirty private photo session while you’re at it. She’ll do anything you want. What a slut..I mean nutjob.

By: jk

jk — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:25:04 +0000

Did I ever care about Corey Haim? Sure, he was cute in Lucas, but my friends and I were too busy drooling over Charlie Sheen to care too much about Haim.

And then in 1987…Lost Boys? Hmmm, Jason Patric. Haim? Not so much.

And, yes, Indigo. Mickey Rourke!!! And not 9 1/2 weeks, Angel Heart, Johnny Handsome Mickey Rourke. Bloated, too much plastic surgery Mickey Rourke.

By: Lynn

Lynn — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:07:05 +0000

Corey Haim AKA Jeff Conaway version 2.0

BEET: please purchase an origional Corey Haim painting with the money from the RealNetworks office petty cash fund, and post it toot sweet so we can all have a good giggle. THANKS!!!!

By: Coral

Coral — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:32:33 +0000

This post is priceless for so many reasons. Thank you, Beet!

By: Bee Hind

Bee Hind — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:27:25 +0000

I want to see these so called “paintings”.
8×10 for the low price of $350-
are they spin art?

By: PoliteTia

PoliteTia — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:11:16 +0000

Corey Haim is still HOT!!!

By: censorthis

censorthis — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 23:34:11 +0000

surely this was an interview with telemundo and the dumb mexican ex taco diner waitress that was interviewing him didn’t realize he meant pesos. based on that the woman was offering him about 50 cents. he should have taken it.